Shit The Sheets 

When someone let's a fart in bed

Chad : Wow Alyssa I can't believe im naked in your bed!

Alyssa : Oh Chad caress my hair and fuck my pussy!
Chad : Oh Baby! (Splat)
Alyssa : Did you just Shit The Sheets?
Chad : Yeah I had some taco bell for lunch! Now let's spread those legs! (Splat) (Splat)
Alyssa : GROSS! GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : No time im going to fuck your pussy! (Splat) (Splat) (Spalt)
Alyssa : OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED RIGHT NOW!
Chad : FINE! Ahhhhh! (Splat) Ahhhhh!
Alyssa : OH MY GOD YOU JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY BED!

Chad : Yeah I guess you could say I just Shit On The Sheets! LATER BITCH!
Alyssa : YOU BASTARD YOU DIRTY BASTARD!

Chad : (Splat)

Shit The Sheets by SlopNChop March 4, 2019

skeetface 

A dirty whorebag that gets her face skeeted on.

She's a skeetface whore!

skeetface by Sommer Goode January 1, 2008

Skeetasaurus Rex 

The mother of all skeets, view skeet . A skeet so big that the testicles fall from the body due to a lack of life in them. The reciever of the skeet will become pregnant no matter what oriface the skeet enters. All life was ejected from the testes and entered the receiver. Skeetasaurus Rex

"Girl, I got pregnant from some trick who pulled a blasted on me. It was a Skeetasaurus Rex ."

"Argh, me balls fell off"

Skeetasaurus Rex by Teeeejteeeeej October 5, 2005

Skeet Chase 

A nickname commonly used in and created in H-town (houston texas)for a drink usually consisting of ablend of codeine/promethazine cough syrup and soda such as sprite or big red.

Say nigga, we finna hit up the crib an sip a skeet chase, you down or what?

Skeet Chase by stanklikedank January 16, 2009

Cousin Skeeter

A white guy with a jew fro that looks mexican.

Friend 1: im gonna call you cousin skeeter from now on....
Friend 2: do i want to know why?
Friend 1: its because you're mexican and have a jew fro.
Friend 3: is Chris around?
Friend 1: Nope just Cousin Skeeter and I.

Cousin Skeeter by Mr.Whippy6969 April 28, 2009

skeet 

<verb>
The release of sperm.

"I just skeet my load on her ass"

skeet by ShOvel July 24, 2003

Skeet Skeet

Recognition call among certain members of Alpha Phi Omega Fraternity (AyPhiQue), in use since at least the early 1980's. Quite a few songs of music artists from the Atlanta area have used and popularized its usage - to the extent of lifting an ENTIRE AyPhiQue chant in song:

To the windows; To the walls
Til the sweat runs down my balls
Skeet Skeet motherfucker; Skeet Skeet goddamn

To the east; To the west
Til my nut runs down her chest
Skeet Skeet motherfucker; Skeet Skeet goddamn

To the north; To the south
Til I nut all in her mouth
Skeet Skeet motherfucker; Skeet Skeet goddamn

To the left; to the right
To the hoe I'ma fuck tonight
Skeet skeet motherfucker; Skeet skeet goddamn

One AyPhiQue spots another and calls, "Skeet Skeet!" The second AyPhiQue throws up a handsign, then responds in kind.

Skeet Skeet by Real Skeeter April 8, 2009