rub job

when a girl massages or grabs a guy's penis and basically masturbates for him

i didnt want to go all the way so i gave my man a rub job

by Calixto November 13, 2005

Goog Job

When someone looks up their answer on Google and tries to pass it off as their own knowledge.

”After reading Timothy’s report, the teacher knew Timmy had one big Goog Job.”

by B Talented April 10, 2009

thong job

When one cannot wait to have sex and just pulls aside the girls thong instead of taking it off, then fucks like rabid bunnies.

After kissing the beautiful blond I met on the beach, she was so hot she just pulled up her skirt and I gave her a thong job.

by Lee June 15, 2004

suck job

basically the same thing as a blowjob, but the name makes more sense

man, bitch just dropped to her knees, and gave me the best suckjob

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

meehand job

The act of using ones tears as lubrication for the purpose of masturbating.

Jimmy was out of the normal moisturizer, so he decided to think about some repressed memories and give himself a meehand job.

by Dark Knizzle September 29, 2010

Big Job

A poo that didn't flush.

when you head for a toilet only to find someone has left a poo thats bigger then 'normal' - you feel disgusted, yet hold an element of respect for the owner, and walk away.

by rap November 9, 2003

Shrimp job

Sexual act consisting of sucking someone's toes. Most often a man (with a foot fetish) gives a shrimp job to a woman, but any gender combination is possible. The term was used by John Waters in his early underground film Mondo Trasho. One who gives a shrimp job is a "shrimper", and the act is also called "shrimping."

"Look at that pedicure! I wanna give her a shrimp job!"

by LinguaManca October 6, 2009