Throat Gogurt

Male ejaculate. Very similar to throat yogurt, but for on-the-go!

Husband: "Hey honey, you want some Throat Gogurt to snack on while we drive?"
Wife: "Yes."

by Katow-Jo May 27, 2009

saudi arabian sand goggles

The act of lightly setting your balls on a girls eyes (tea-bagging)

Bro, did she wear the Saudi Arabian sand goggles last night?

by simpdapimp01 January 4, 2017

Walnut Hill Goggles

When you’ve been attending walnut hill for so long that’s people who used to not seem attractive all of a sudden seem attractive.

“Hey isn’t Mateo much hotter this year right?”
“ no bro, that’s just your Walnut hill goggles kicking in.”

by Mrhillofthenut September 24, 2019

U of M goggles

Term used to describe the lowering of standards of physical attractiveness which almost inevitably occurs when attending the University of Michigan. The phenonemon is caused by a prolonged exposure of the male student population to a mostly unattractive female student body (i.e a five becomes a nine because the highest number is a six). Only in leaving the Ann Arbor campus are the goggles removed and the true distortion of the level of physical attractiveness realized.

Ted: "Wow, I visited Michigan State last weekend and the girls are so much hotter. I never realized how fugly (and snobby) the girls in Ann Arbor are."

Ted's friend: "Dude, its the U of M goggles."

by c_U_there August 30, 2007

Van Gogh

To ejaculate on a girl in an attempt to paint a picture on her stomach

One usually stares at the painted picture to admire its beauty

verb: "I hope I can van gogh her tonight"

I just van goghed her last night man, it was awesome

by Bitches1 April 16, 2009

Goggling

Derived from the term "Beer Goggles", which is the enhancement of one's visual appearance aided by alcohol, and "oogling", which is checking out a member of the opposite sex.
The term means, that when said individual is intoxicated and is checking out a member of the opposite sex, but isn't sure if this person is actually attractive or if they are just too drunk.

George: What are you doing?
Tim: Checking out the broads
George: Dude! They're so butch! Looks like your goggling again

by FriendlyFriend January 4, 2009

love goggles

Wearing your "love goggles" is a mental state a person enters when they are so deeply and hopelessly in love that they are convinced thier partner is nearly perfect. They may comment on how wonderful thier partner's body is, or how handsome or pretty they are, when in reality, they aren't. It's similar to wearing "beer goggles", where all women look beautiful after you've had a few, but without the alcohol; "love goggles" is a similar effect that is based on emotion.

"Hey baby, you have such a hot body, you're built like a weightlifter".

reply: "Thank you, but no I'm not. You need remove your "love goggles" and return to reality.

by Vallard January 29, 2010