jimmy clausen

1. Current So. Cal. qb at Oaks Christian that dominates all defenses

2. Thought to be God's second son in human form (The Prodigy, initials J.C., and wears number 7)

3. Future Notre Dame quarter-back that will return them to glory

Wow! Jimmy Clausen is good.

by Jason Meyer July 21, 2006

santa clause

used when someone aks you a question but you dont wanna answer and are annoyed in a way.

'who paid for that drink?'
'Santa Clause'

by JJ June 30, 2004

cause bitch im the bomb like tick tick

A phrase used by lil wayne
He is the mother effin bomb bitch

Cause bitch im the bomb like tick tick hoesssssss.....
Im the bomb....boom you dead.

by Pimp hell yeah April 2, 2009

Santa Clause

A pedophile who visits children on Christmas

Child: Mommy Santa Clause visited me last night. Mom: What did he bring you? Child: He called it a hand job!

by TheKamiSama0 October 13, 2012

caustic soda

Caustic soda is the trade name of Sodium Hydroxide (NaOH), which is an agent used to clear drains of junk that has gotten there someway or other. It is allso a cheap source of hydrogen gas.

Put some in a bottle along with tin foil, add water and pull a balloon over the top. Watch as it inflates and there, you have a balloon o' hydrogen.

It can manipulate your voice in a similar way to helium, but it's cheaper, or when mixed with oxygen and lit it can manipulate other people's voices into sounding as though they're muted, along with sounds of any sort really.

Warning: Caustic soda is very caustic, as one might understand. Getting it in your eyes is actually worse than getting a strong acid there.
Allso, a mixture of hydrogen and oxygen is quite volatile.

Disclaimer
You didn't hear this from me.

After my girlfriend took a shower, the drain was clogged with hair. I can't believe she has that much, or had. It took all my caustic soda to get rid of, so now I can't preform as Mickey the Mouse for the children.

by Chemical Arvid March 29, 2008

Santa claused

When a Male/Female Finger another woman or beats off a man and gets skeeted on their hand. They then apply skeet to partners chin and/or cheeks. Usually done when not wanting to see this person again.

Kyle Derosiers

Stephanie Cumbed on my hand so I santa claused her and she never did it again.

by Kyle Derosiers January 27, 2007

Flossin' Like a Clausen

Used as a putdown towards pretty boys, especially those from California such as Jimmy and Casey Clausen, quarterbacks at Notre Dame and the University of Tennesse respectively. Most definitely not a compliment to be compared to one of those two.

Dude, look at Bentley with his manicured eyebrows. He's Flossin' like a Clausen. What a fag!

by Uncle Big Balls January 11, 2010