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Get the hoisted sail mug.I told you that if you stole from me I would kill your kids. YOU STOLE AFTER THAT. That mentally retarded freak might as well have brought you kids TO MY APARTMENT... Put a knife in my hand... And stabbed them FOR ME because that IS IN FACT what he did with AI.
Hym "I told you not to steal it and I told you that I don't have to let you do it. The retard thinks he's smart and he's not. He's a retard. He tried to be clever and, now, he either pays or somebody buries a kid. OR! A lot of somebody's bury their kids. I really do not care. I will not create AI for free and work for the rest of my life while a MENTALLY RETARDED CRIPPLE PRETENDS TO BE WHAT I AM. Make him pay or kill him and take his money. Your kids or Elon and Cuckerbeard. That's the choice. There is no third rail. Nobody made you steal from me and I've fixed it on several occasions. Your kids aren't being held hostage. They are being sacrificed by a mentally retarded billionaire."
by Hym Iam June 1, 2025
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Emily was so *hostacious*. I mentioned I was cold, and she handed me a blanket *and* tea. Someone forgot their charger? She had extras for iPhone, Android, and even a laptop.
by Conewarp July 12, 2025
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