Definitions by SDkid

douche clown

A person that is such a fuckin douche bag, that all you can do is think about the fact that you despise them and how much fun it would be to kick their ass.

I would love to kick that douche clown's ass, what a fag.

That guy's the biggest douche clown I've ever seen.

douche clown by SDkid May 15, 2008

Cack holster 

Similar to the term cock holster, but used on friendly terms when you're talkin shit to a buddy. Usually used when drunk/drinking.

Hey, Ty, how bout you shut yer fuckin cack holster, eh?

Cack holster by SDkid May 15, 2008