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quackshot

Penis retraction (from the vagina) during sexual intercourse in order to blow one's load into a deserving eye in hopes that it will dry and cake her eyelid shut. Typically done to attractive yet painfully annoying females.
Sure Jenny McCarthy looks good, but if she let me hit that I would give her a nice quackshot.
by MBFree September 6, 2008
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Quakertown

A town in which there are only two police cars and the rest are undercover, such as the yellow colbolt (TOTAL BAMF). Where friday nights consist of getting baked somewhere within the vicinity of the local shopping plaza, and paying $9 to get a ticket for a movie you don't plan on watching. The education here is SPECFUCKINGTACULAR, i mean nothing beats having a butch dyke as your high school principal. I guess one could sum this town up in just a few words, "worst fucking town in america."
Dan: I live in Quakertown!
Andrew: It's lynching time
by EternalReq December 9, 2008
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Quacking

Quacking; to be afraid of something like a duck after a gun is shot.
“I’m coming for your job mate.”
“Oh no I’m quacking!”

“I’m quacking at the thought that our president will ruin this country.”
by xJimJam May 13, 2019
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Quackity

Hey did you convert to Quackity yet
Wha... Whats that

NOT POG
by oi bloody cunt March 2, 2021
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quackgenic

you should follow quackgenic on TIKTOK!”
by quackgenicfp June 18, 2021
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quakeawake

A stimulus whip people need to act and react and do what needs to be done on matters that are in dire need of attention/help (welfare, healthcare, education, infrastructure, etc.), before disasters strike (i. e. fires, tsunamis, earthquakes, etc.).
- Why is it that only when some kind of calamity happens, we feel the humanitarian compassion to help others every way we can! Do we really have to wait for a quakeawake to help each other? couldn't it be done on a day to day basis? I think so, don't you?
by Cybercass January 18, 2010
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National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.
Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice
by Professor Oat April 12, 2017
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