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Lynching

Lynching is a fun exercise, specifically used to help black people strengthen their neck muscles and breathing skills for swimming. Various pro exercise groups like the KKK and Communists practice lynching constantly and are looking for new black recruits.
Lynching: Fun neck exercise activity

Daniel: wow Tyrone's neck looks really strong.
Carver: yeah that nigger got lynched.
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A fun community event that brings people together. Families can gather around the hanging and have picnics. It is also a good time to teach children racial values. It's greatest event to go to, unless you're black.
Are you coming to the annual lynching picnic?
by Lynching director February 26, 2015
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A form of punishment involving the victim being forced to watch David Lynch movies as a movie marathon.
His movie tastes are so bad that next time he will get a good lynching.
by Psyckers October 04, 2018
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Going out and getting blackout drunk on a week day to the point where you are still drunk in the morning and still go to work by a reasonable time. Usually involves going to a gay bar with strong drinks or a house party where drinks are mixed for you.
I am totally lynching this morning. I went out, got wasted last night and now it's 9am and I'm still drunk.

How the hell am I at work right now? I'm lynching right now and need to get some greasy food at lunch so i can get rid of this hangover.

I think I'll be lynching in the morning. Yay for lost productivity from drinking the night before!

Lynching this morning? Because last night you were wasted and now you're headed off to work....another red bull and vitamin water?
by hotmessexpress April 28, 2011
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to take or to steal an object that is not yours.
"I made lynchings on that assholes money!"
"I lynched those sweet fishing poles from Wal-Mart"
"I lynched that bitch's man!"
by lempiate June 28, 2007
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