We're Number One! 

The proud motto of a superior nation; the rallying decry of a country renowned for the industrial revolution, pioneers of massive advancement in medicine and developement of technological resources beyond imagination.

Well, let's see; wonder why the US has the fastest per capita COVID-19 case and death rate in the civilized world? How about failure to respond to the warnings of other countries, failure to close borders in a timely fashion in order to minimize asymptomatic spread, failure to adequately risk-assess inbound travelers, failure to have appropriate testing to trace and track infected individuals, failure to enforce national stay-at-home CDC recommendations, failure to anticipate and provide appropriate personal protective equipment...and most of all FAILURE TO TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY. Yeah, We're Number One! For all the wrong reasons...

We're Number One! by YAWA April 5, 2020

The Number 11 

A hairstyle more commonly known as "The Bowl Cut" or "Mushroom Cut". It is a cheap haircut given mostly to little kids or fashion oblivious adults. The origin for this word comes from the streets of San Francisco, where outside small asian barber shops, a sign showing various haircuts available corresponds to a number chart. The #11 being the bowl cut. This hair/number terminology is Universal in the streets of San Francisco and hair stylists alike.

"Oh my God, did you see that guy?! He totally had The Number 11. What a weirdo!"

or

"Hi there, could I please get The Number 11? I wish for my hair to look very strange today. Thank you.

The Number 11 by Klexington January 27, 2009

General Order Number One 

A series of military general orders prohibiting alcohol, war souvenirs, pornography, pets, satellite TV, wireless internet, Blogs, fraternization with opposite sex in war zones. Sort of like WW2s Catch-22. It means you can get in trouble for just about any non-military activity. Thanks Vietnam!

"dude... look at this Hustler, cute kitten, haji pistol, bottle of JD"

"put it away you stupid fuck before we get in more trouble"

"uh, yah General Order Number One, shit!!!"

General Order Number One by Alpino March 29, 2010

bus number 

The number of people assigned to a project that can be hit by a bus without impacting the project's completion. This number should be as high as possible.

For the slasher game project, the bus number is three, but there are only ten people on the project.

bus number by PsychoPuppyDad March 31, 2009

rational number 

Any number than can be turned into a fraction, that is not undefined by having a denominator of zero, is a rational number.

5/0 is not a rational number. 0/5 is.

rational number by Kamisama May 16, 2005

client number nine 

The moniker given to New York Governor Elliot Spitzer by the Emperor's Club VIP. Now used to talk about anyone of high social standing when situtations dictate discretion.

The Cooker: "You here about this situation with Gov. Spitzer?"
Pete Dick: "You mean client number nine?"
The Cooker: "Oh yeah, my bad."

client number nine by Pete Dick March 10, 2008

Item Number Nine 

This term was used in the movie Pineapple express, to refer to the cannabis plant aka marijuana

Yo man whose bringing the item number nine to the 311 concert tonight? You know there musics only good when your high

Item Number Nine by toke a bell June 28, 2010