clown faced

When a male jizzes around ur lips then punches you in the nose to make u look like a clown

Randy got clowned faced by tony.
Frank clown faced his little sister when she caught him jacking off in his moms bed.

by michael October 27, 2003

facedick

The most annoying someone or something that you know.

Scott:You know that Devin kid?
Rick: Yeah, he's such a fucking facedick.

This videogame is impossible, it's so annoying! It' such a facedick!

by BigRig January 8, 2009

shit faced cock master

someone who is an ugly person, and also likes to suck the cock, usually really good at it, making them a master!

aw, man, ur such a shit faced cock master!

by Iworshiprodneymullen August 17, 2003

OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEAR

a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."

Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.

by weave October 28, 2003

Hairy Faced Whore

A transvestite prostitute.

I thought I had purchased the services of a true whore, and then I discovered it was actually a hairy faced whore.

by Dr. HFW May 21, 2006

Two faced

Has a good and a bad side and can change frequently between them. Often causing arguments or disturbances in a relationship.

"She was good in bed and kind to me but then she started shouting at me, two faced bitch!"

by Rubetronsexyassbitch69 July 24, 2015

two faced

canadian for being drunk and high at the same time. god love us candians.

man, i was sooooo two-faced last night, i swear i could see elctricity

by the incredible bastard March 22, 2005