smothered

To be drunk. Less than wasted, more than shitfaced.

I'm smothered.
Sombody call the cab, cause I'm smothered.

by JC Mac October 9, 2006

smothered hope

absolutely amazing skinny puppy song that is usually performed at the end of shows and has also been covered by ministry.

i just dont want to know anymore

by jimwhite January 17, 2005

smothered burrito

When a person is rolled tight in a blanket with their arms at their sides and they are unable to move, with only their head exposed. Once the person is rolled in the "burrito" they are then smothered with a large quantity of semen.

Dude, last night i put my girlfriend in a smothered burrito. I just rolled her up in the blanket and blew a fat load right on her face. it was awesome!

by koolegged September 6, 2013

smothered in onions

The act of going down on a woman who doesn't invest too much in to vaginal hygiene.

Person A: Yo man. I heard about you going down on Cassie the catfish last night. How did it go?
Person B: It was like being smothered in onions.. terrible.
Person A: LOL.

by SCheMaH January 8, 2009

smothered and covered

the act of smothering a persons face with a pillow while cumming on them

i smothered and covered this donkey last night to the point when she was passed out.

by zachduval July 18, 2007

Smothered Chili Dog

After doggy style when a man ejaculates in a woman and pulls out and places his penis under her clit as the ejaculate drops from the vagina onto the penis, and the penis is rubbed against the clit aka the bean.

We experienced quite a messy smothered chili dog last night, I don’t know if most of the fluid was mine or hers!

by UnholyGuacamole April 24, 2022

smothered rhino

A sexual position where the balls are placed over the girls nose/mouth and the trunk of the penis sticks out from the top of the girls nose resembling a rhinoceros.(also see the blind rhino)

"My boyfriend and I went to the zoo yesterday but I didnt see the smothered rhino until we got home."

by DrinkToThis September 10, 2009