don quixote 

In a teamwork situation, an extremely irrational person, who takes charge of a project through sheer force of will rather than competence and leads it in a direction which guarantees failure.

Background: The Don Quixote of literature had a tendency to do extraordinarily stupid things without thinking them through. But people were loathe to try and stop him on account of his being a few cans short of a six pack.

I am officially referring to my project leader as "Don Quixote" from this point on. She's got the idea in her head that she, rather than the boss, defines the project KPIs. I'm going along with it because a good performance appraisal is not worth the next few months of my life being made a living hell by that crazy-ass bitch!

don quixote by Korgmeister April 2, 2005

Don Vito 

Where 1 is engaging in sexy time with a woman, just before ejaculation the man pulls out and ejaculates in his hand, then proceeds to slap the woman on the forhead whilst shouting 'YOHHHHHHHH!'

Man, i just don vito'd jess rotten, she'll be screaming for weeks! Yohhhhhh!

Don Vito by YohHatton February 1, 2007

Don't let it grow legs 

Means to not let a situation, feeling or idea get out of control...

X= "I've been having this feeling for my co-worker and I know it's wrong 'cause I'm married"

Y= "Wow man, I think it's serious, don't let it grow legs"

Don't let it grow legs by Darkestapathy February 7, 2007

don mclean 

An awesome singer that sings great songs.For example Viincent, And I love you so, and American Pie. Very cute(in his younger years)and totally rocks. Much much much better than Bob Dylan.

Its this song sooo Qool. yeah its Don Mclean singing.

don mclean by mrs yuck March 27, 2005

don't shit in your own backyard 

A variant of "don't bite the hand that feeds you", 'Don't shit in your own backyard' means don't trash a good thing, take advantage of or ruin a close relationship. If you have a positive situation or loving or giving person in your life, you should be careful to protect it/them. When you abuse the situation, person or relationship and deliberately commit an act that you know is potentially harmful or injurious to the situation or person that is good to you, you run the risk of ruining it. Any act that you know would hurt the one with whom you are affiliated and potentially ruin the relationship forever if they found out. The hospitable one (the house with the yard or security) is fouled or injured by your actions (shit upon) which ultimately poisons the soil (the growth medium, sustaining qualities that nurture). Conscious or willful sabotage through selfish actions that generally involves planning and premeditation but can be impulsive. An ultimate act of betrayal through a degree of separation that taints or destroys a perfectly good thing or relationship for no good reason.

Examples of "don't shit in your own backyard" would include pursuing/sleeping with your best friend's or bosses' spouse or significant other; pursuing/sleeping with a mentor's friend; pursuing/sleeping with a friend's close friend that you're interested in; using a person to get close to another; stealing your parent's/friend's car; ditching a loving parent for another adult; keeping secrets you know would further hurt the injured party; wiping the house you're staying at clean; stealing from a friend or relative.

don't shit in your own backyard by O'Katalina January 15, 2014

Don't be a dick! 

An exclamation--said very quickly--that you can spout at anyone or anything at the slightest suggestion of dickery.

Professor: Yeah, so we're gonna have to go until five today.
You: Don't be a dick!
Professor: See me after class.
You: Donbeadik!!
Professor: OK, go home now.

Computer Screen: (Download Time...... 71 days)
You: Don't be a dick!
Computer Screen: (Download Time...... 4min, 15sec)

Don't be a dick! by Jesse Gold February 28, 2006

Don't Break the Seal Night 

Bar special where you drink for free until you have to urinate. Any drinks you get after you "break the seal" have to be paid for.

Carl only managed to get six beers for free on Don't Break the Seal Night...should have gone to the john before.

Don't Break the Seal Night by Anonymous January 2, 2003