split me kipper

to vigorously insert one's fist into a female's genitalia

ooooh ay, i split ya ma's kipper last night.

by pablo dahill's ma October 2, 2003

split shift

to have a day off in between drinking, normally in the sense of the weekend from thursday to sunday.

Jack: Hey bro you getting crunk all weekend?
Scotty: No im only doing a split shift.

by Scotty Matheson August 4, 2007

monkey split

Girls vagg.

Damn, that monkey split's tight!

by jew-who wit a little rum March 4, 2009

Shit Split

When two people shot gun a single beer, two holes in one beer.

Yo man, my boyfriend and gay best friend just shit split that last beer. It was something to behold!

by JanusAnalprobe May 6, 2011

banana panty split

A sex act invented by Iowa college students. While engaging in intercourse, the woman needs to have a pair of yellow crotchless panties, and the man has a can of spray whipped cream...other toppings can be used for this too. The man tops his treat with desired condiments. Then he fucks the female, making the split with his banana...enjoy the cleanup.

Dude, last night Megan and I totally made a banana panty split!

by TheDukesofRandom October 27, 2009

7-10 Split

Describing a sex act in which the (female) bottom is overly lubricated such that her chest is like a bowling lane, and the top then straddles her and slides up crashing between her boobs.

If the bottom happens to be a trans woman that still has a penis, and it ends up erect, that's known as leaving the headpin standing.

The lube spilled when trying to caress her breasts, so I instead went for the 7-10 split.

She loved it so much, it left the headpin standing.

by Purple Trash June 24, 2019

splitzies

The process of splitting winning from a Bingo game, between multiple persons. Must be decided apon by all players before bingo starts.

"Hey, are we playing splitzies?"

by Wondercoll July 23, 2009