potato monster

A demon from the depths of potato hell that will nut on your pet pigeon just for fun then eat your nipples

Jim :Yo the potato monster nutted on my pet pigeon yesterday.
Bob :did it get your nipples
Jim :nah i got away

by Preist_of_Gaming April 7, 2020

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Woods Monster

A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.

Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!

by Orbert83 August 14, 2020

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Heartbeat Monster

Someone who uses a heartbeat Monitor for no reason

This fucking bomb squad issa heartbeat monster.

by The unholy October 19, 2020

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faucet monster

A hot steamy pile of human fecal matter hiding in your sink produced by your neighborhood prankster or someone who was too drunk or lazy to make it to the toilet. It can be any shade of brown or green and is sometimes nutty. Watch out for these sneaky little guys in your mother's favorite porcelain.

Dude I just laid this mean faucet monster and left the hot water running, we better GTFO!

by translantic01 June 28, 2011

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Monster Turnip

Where you take the largest turnip you can find, draw a face on it, and then go take a shit in a watermelon rind.

An upscale apartment where santa clause is kickin it with mrs clause. A bird flies in the window with a bandana covering its face like a bandit, calls them Jews, and flies away.

-Monster Turnip Stories

by Knargle Consumer July 3, 2011

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