Malta Racing Moment

When one wants to cover up a spelling mistake by indicating that his finger slipped

Nathan: "Oops silly me that was a Malta Racing Moment"

by Dronzi May 21, 2021

Jordan (male)

Jordan is honestly the most amazing person you will ever meet! Absolutely gorgeous with dark hair and hazel eyes, and sunkissed skin. May seem shy when you first meet him, but once you get to know him you will fall in love in an instant. He is so funny, kind, caring, athletic, smart and just perfect! Meeting a Jordan is the best thing that will ever happen to you, it will change your life forever. His smile makes people happy from the inside and getting along with him is super easy. He loves to surf, and when talking about this passion his eyes light up and he smiles, making you feel warm and happy for ages after you’ve finished talking to him, minutes feel like hours without Jordan and he can make a group of people happy without even trying. He is the man you will want to spend the rest of your life with, any person with a Jordan in their life should feel privileged and a girlfriend of Jordan’s is the luckiest girl in the world.

Jordan (male) is the best person I’ve ever met

by fairygirl81 June 8, 2018

Positive Male Role Model

A man who shares wisdom as a mentor to others who need guidance.

Without having a positive male role model, people will seek validation from powerful male figures throughout their lives and never know why.

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Hairline Malfunction

Literally Ben perrins

Look at that hairline Malfunction, he is fiiiit

by Pigeon eater78 June 26, 2021

Shitma Male

A man who constantly shits and never wipes his ass. He shits anywhere he goes. He is what true peak masculine performance is. He is ascended far greater then Alphas, Betas, Sigmas, Omegas, all combined.

Cringe Beta loser: AHH DUDE WTF?!?!?! YOUR SHITTING ON THE FUCKING FLOOR!!!! YOUR FUCKING NASTY!!!!

Based Shitma Male: I am not nasty, I am a Shitma Male

by DESTROY ISREAL August 29, 2021

Ba-da liki mala da shini malaga

A great way to wrap up a rambling drunken voicemail to someone. When executed properly, you will achieve three things:

1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.

Drunk guy leaving a message: " Heyyyyy, how are you? I don’t know why you’re ignoring me, I didn’t do anything wrong. Um. Yeah, like, what the, what happened man, we like didn’t meet up… right? And then next thing you know you just don’t wanna talk to me now? You know you’re going to see me when the summer time comes. And you’re gonna see me, and I’m going to be jacked out and you’re gonna be like, “fuck, I coulda duh duh duh duh” or you gonna hear about a girl that i was with and be like, “What he like what and he what his what with what in the what!?” and then you’re going to be like, “Daaaamn.” So let’s skip all that and let’s start talking again cuz I didn’t do anything mean to you or bad to you, we just couldn’t freaking get on the same wavelength of time to make a date to hang out. This time, let’s just meet and boom, quick and easy, ba-da liki mala da shini malaga, and everything’s cool, alright? Ok. Bye."

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016

Maloof

Verb. Making plans with one person, a group of people or city to have future endeavors, all the while having the intent to never follow through with said plans.  Named after the gayboy Maloof brothers who jewed the City of Sacramento and Kings Fans.

Dan: Brew, totally gagoogled her gashmoigen last night!

Rick: Nice!!! You gonna call her again!?

Dan: Nah Bro, it was a hit it and Maloof it.

by WPS916 September 19, 2012