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wasteman 

Somebody who is not doing much with their life and through their own fault, not achieved anything.
Max is 46, his parents sold their home to pay for him to go to college, he dropped out of college after the first year. After going from job to job having a problem with every boss, he decided to claim welfare. His benefits arent enough to feed his crystal meth addiction so he steals what little money his parents have left when he goes to visit them. Max used to have friends but he fell out with them as they kept calling him a Wasteman
wasteman by T DaWG January 13, 2015
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malibu's most wanted 

a hardcore movie with a white rapper that is worse then mi mate
"yo everytime u take a piss u piss on ur balls"

Waste Manager 

a cumdumping donee; one who excels at receiving sperm
Brittany administered her position as waste manager with a high degree of professionalism; her pussy endlessly perforated, habitually abiding as the receptacle for vast amounts of my personal refuse.
A waste is the writer of the old top definition:

"A waste, or a TOTAL waste, is what the majority of todays young people (under 30) are, with very, very, few exceptions.
So many of todays kids are just worthless, just a bunch of idiots, a waste, of (money, time, education etc.)"
"Did you know shomesomethin is A waste of capacity on earth"
"WOah dude look at that flying squid"
A waste by PepiOnLine November 8, 2020

waste-unit 

some1 who wastes there talent and who spoiles other pplz plans
aww u waste-unit u ruined mi graph
waste-unit by dripz November 30, 2006

Wastebooker 

Someone who fills their Facebook profile with lame things like Mafia Wars, Cafe World, Farmville or their Daily Horoscope.
Jeez, I friended So and So on Facebook and their entire profile was nothing but Cafe World crap and Mafia Wars requests. What a Wastebooker!
Wastebooker by winnthrop January 23, 2010

Sperm Waster

A girl who doesn't hook up with you and in turn causes a male to masturbate instead.
Taitma is a sperm waster, she wouldn't put out with Artemis so Artemis was forced to jerk off.