techneanderthal

1. a person who is not current with the latest technologies.
2. behind in the technological times.
3. Zoolander.
4. unable to perform basic tasks using current technologies, such as use email, upload pictures to the internet, etc.
5. Belief that the internet is, in fact, a system of tubes.

-"I'm so upset, my computer just crashed."
-"Oh, really, that sucks. What kind of computer do you have?"
-"An Apple2E."
-"Wow, you are a techneanderthal."

by Frites June 28, 2012

Technecking

The act of playing with a tech deck while getting your dick sucked.

Bro i was technecking with Michelle last night i've never cum so hard before

by smelly the tetrapod April 9, 2021

Techneered

Like engineering, techneered is referring to working with programs and technology in order to create a device or AI form.

Wall-e was engineered, yet Eva was techneered

by Eva1111 September 3, 2022

Technel

A word used to insult tech bros, which is meant to poke fun at them for their often pretentious nature and how they will often suck the nipples of Elon musk. A technel is someone who is easily suckered into buying gimmicky gadgets just so they can drone on and on to people who couldn't care less about the specs of it. Often times the technel will wonder why nobody invites them to parties and why women don't call back after the first date.

Technel: "My cyber truck has 200 kwh of charge and goes from 0-60 in .2 seconds! It even comes with a tent option for a measly 3k extra! bet you're so jealous!"

Person: "imagine flexing the fact that you paid 80k for an overpriced Pontiac Aztec that will be completely rusted out in 6 months."

by Suckmytoes_77 May 20, 2024

Techneon

A sense of awe or wonder that emerges when you experience something brilliantly executed or technologically advanced, but with a human touch.

The way the new AI system operated with such grace left a feeling of techneon in the air.

by Twiin Gad March 23, 2025

Techeno

Recognize the 'e'. Also spelled "Tekkeno". A term used to identify Tekken-style techno music.

I like to drink a BooKoo, put on some Techeno, and kick somebody's ass.

by Hand Hanzo April 24, 2005

Technically Supporting Yourself

To perform a task correctly or with distinction.

If you are given something to do, or do something off your own back and use initiative, you may be congratulated for "Technically Supporting Yourself"

Mark: Mike just sorted us out with an FTP server on the Broadband Machine
Stu: Oh Technical Support Yourself!

Mark: I've fixed the problem with that customer from earlier, you know, the one that was a right fist..
Mike: Oh get in there, Technical Support Yourself Jenko!

Mike: I'll put the kettle on
Mark: Technically Supporting Yourself Lovelock!

by Michael Lovelock December 20, 2006