Mall feet

The term for a condition with various symptoms caused by standing on the National Mall for twelve hours or more waiting for the Obama inauguration; caused by fatigue and exposure to temperatures below freezing.

Man, I can't believe it's only 8:30; I've already got a serious case of Mall feet going on and there's no space to sit.

by drwatson221b January 20, 2009

mall ninja shit

Crazy ass or stupid knives or weapons that are just ridiculous

A category on Tumblr

Dude that double sided batman knife is some Mall ninja shit

by B,B,B,BIRD,BIRD,BIRD,THEBIRDIS November 19, 2017

kalla halla malla

A phrase or statement that you say out of the blue. Can also be variated into malla halla kalla, halla kalla malla, and so on!

Kalla Halla Malla!!! Malla Halla Kalla!!!

by Ben December 21, 2004

mallerism

1)a completely contradictory statement;
2)saying something so obvious it doesn't really make sense

1)they aren't even asian, they're japanese; i don't have to be the only one to get it done first;

2)little guy, "barry bonds never even came close to winning a world series, except that year they made it to game 7"

Jeff to Steve "dude, that was totally a mallerism"

by Steve and Jeff March 24, 2008

mallheimer's

Walking around a shopping mall aimlessly, somewhat wondering if you need anything.

person#1: wait why did we go in this store
person#2: we must have mallheimer's or something

by lalklsdjljd January 16, 2009

Mall fatigue

The feeling experienced prior to christmas day when you simply can't continue shopping due to excessive tiredness, confusion and anxiety. Usually triggered by many hours spent in shopping malls, mall fatigue will cause you make bad consumer decisions in an attempt to finish quickly and escape the horror of the christmas shopping rush.

Shopper 1: "I simply can't go on. I think I have mall fatigue."
Shopper 2: "I can tell - your eyes are red and you can't walk in a straight line."
Shopper 1: "I know. Make it stop!"

by toroboy December 30, 2009

Mall Drunk

when someone is overwhelmed (intoxicated) with the size or selection of a mall so much that they act like they aquire symptons of drunken person.

can also mean when someone spends so much that they regret their purchases the next morning (mall hangover)

Brittany has never been to a mall so large that she became mall drunk and bought up the whole store.

by F.B.G.M, February 9, 2012