mall ninja shit

Crazy ass or stupid knives or weapons that are just ridiculous

A category on Tumblr

Dude that double sided batman knife is some Mall ninja shit

by B,B,B,BIRD,BIRD,BIRD,THEBIRDIS November 19, 2017

Erika

Will kill you if you spell her name with a C

*texting*
John: hey erica
EriKa: I will murder you in your sleep

by B,B,B,BIRD,BIRD,BIRD,THEBIRDIS November 02, 2020

Fortress of solitude

The wall of blankets you put around you on your twin size bed that you have against a wall that makes you feel warm and safe for once in your life

dude, I walked into Jeremy's room and thought someone was sleeping with him but it was just his (Fortress of solitude). Could imagine someone with him on that tiny ass twin?

by B,B,B,BIRD,BIRD,BIRD,THEBIRDIS June 15, 2018