off the wagon 

Search for "fell off the wagon", instead.

"I need more cheese puffs, Manny. Looks like Oprah's off the wagon again. And skip the toothpicks, she'll just hurt herself." (from Family Guy, "Brian Does Hollywood")

off the wagon by Some Israeli Fellow December 11, 2006

welfare wagon 

steven's car

welfare wagon by Anonymous October 26, 2003

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon 

to smell very bad (often with could, or would)

Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2011

skank wagon 

1. A very slutty girl that has bitched too much, therefore being like a lot of skanks all in a wagon

Ashleigh quit bitchin you skank wagon

skank wagon by pele marquez August 7, 2008

Whatever paints your wagon 

Another way of saying "whatever works for you.

see "whatever floats your boat"

Rob: What are you doing?
Mike: eating mokey brains
Rob: Eh, whatever paints your wagon

Whatever paints your wagon by Rob Fiznoz June 11, 2005

Wab Wagon 

Any vehicle of which the manufacture's recommended occupancy limit is at least doubled by the number of people inside. Most often applies to pickup trucks or small compact cars that contain several generations of a Mexican family. Often, this is accomplished by the adult occupants sitting on each other’s laps while the children, grandchildren and great grandchildren are forced to stand on the floor or lay on any available horizontal surface such as a seatback or dashboard. The vehicles themselves usually contain many after-market extras such as bubbled window tint, fake cell-phone antennas and bolt-on spoilers, which indicates that the vehicle's owner is more concerned with his "machismo" than actual functionality.

Guy #1: Check out the Wab Wagon that just parked at the dollar store across the street.

Guy #2: I see it. I've already counted eleven people get out and more are still inside.

Guy #1: Pretty impressive.

Wab Wagon by Blingarama September 23, 2009

Whitcomb Wagon

(n) A wagon with an incessant need to bring down the collective mood and general ambience of a group-chill, synonomous with Debbie Downer. Said wagon will "run over" normally enjoyable events which leads to fun turning into "roadkill".

Hey you want another drink?

Haven't you had enough? You're drunk. Stop drinking.

I was wondering how long it would be before the Whitcomb wagon would hit.

Whitcomb Wagon by debbiedownicus December 4, 2010