MATH-9

On a TI-83/89 scientific calculator, pressing the 'MATH' button and then the '9' button prompts a function that enables the user to find the answer to a type of problem called a definite integral within a few keystrokes. The alternative to this is doing it all by hand, which is very time-consuming/tedious. So, by simply using "MATH-9" you save yourself some time and a headache. This can be loosely applied to situations in life that require work, but whoever is supposed to be doing that work is lazy/uninterested so they opt out of it by finding a simple alternative.

Bob: Ugh, my girlfriend was bugging me to mow the lawn all day!

Charlie: So did you give in or what?

Bob: Nah, I just MATH-9'd that shit and paid some neighborhood kid to do it.

by Rutherford Jones June 29, 2009

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maths magician

Thats mathematician you idiot... not maths magician

Henry's father is a mathematician.
Henry's father is no maths magician.

by TheMaskedOffender April 27, 2006

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sex math

Sex is like maths

Sex math It goes dick + pussy then pussy - dick then the cum will ÷ and you'll hope you don't ×

by FallenShai December 26, 2020

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can math

The quick mental math you do to find out how much Mountain Dew costs per can when it is on sale.

It was five dollars for five twelve-packs. I did the quick can math and figured out it was about eight cents per can!

by Ace and Deuce November 28, 2005

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Math-bait

When a Maths question tries to trick you/when you think you finished your maths work but there is more to do

*John* Ok let's do this maths question. *sees the question and gets confused* huh whats this ahh its trying to math-bait me.
*Student* Finally I'm done! Miss I'm finished! *Teacher comes and checks his work* sees that he has one left* *Teacher* Actually you have not. *Shows him the extra sheet* *Student screams*

by toomanyragers June 26, 2021

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