by cavepig April 18, 2009
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1) they have achieved financial success because of their father's hardwork but think that they are some kind of business genius
2) they have a general arrogance and disdain for others
3) they think they put their pants on both legs at one time
4) they shit ice cream
5) they were born on third base and think they hit a triple
6) they are one of the dicks that show up at bars with their collars popped up
7) when in a fist fight, they often resort to kicking guys in the nuts then driving off in their shiney cars.
1) they have achieved financial success because of their father's hardwork but think that they are some kind of business genius
2) they have a general arrogance and disdain for others
3) they think they put their pants on both legs at one time
4) they shit ice cream
5) they were born on third base and think they hit a triple
6) they are one of the dicks that show up at bars with their collars popped up
7) when in a fist fight, they often resort to kicking guys in the nuts then driving off in their shiney cars.
The Cooker: "Those kids over there are punks."
Pete Dick: "The ones with the popped collars?"
The Cooker: "Yeah, they are tossing cash around like crazy, and keep running to the bathroom."
Pete Dick: "oh, those pecker heads, no, they are just members of the lucky sperm club."
The Cooker: "humm, interesting..."
Pete Dick: "The ones with the popped collars?"
The Cooker: "Yeah, they are tossing cash around like crazy, and keep running to the bathroom."
Pete Dick: "oh, those pecker heads, no, they are just members of the lucky sperm club."
The Cooker: "humm, interesting..."
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
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by Sperm burber September 17, 2018
Get the Cum guzzling sperm burber mug.To be possessing an incredibly humongous and meaty penis that is also complete with rather large testicles behind it.
If you have ever played the video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and have also have played the part where you(as Tommy Vercetti) get to run a porn film studio, you may also remember this quote from the porn film director(when he talks to the female porn star Candy Suxxx) you were working with:
"Oh COME ON darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pity's sake, how can you not feel the part?!"
Mark H. Contributing to the universal English sexual slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
"Oh COME ON darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pity's sake, how can you not feel the part?!"
Mark H. Contributing to the universal English sexual slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H May 4, 2005
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a) an offensive term for a Muslim wears the full body burqa, instead of simply the hijab
b) (as a replacement for paternalism): a new misogynistic method of parental control, and punishment, used by ISIS against their female captives
a) an offensive term for a Muslim wears the full body burqa, instead of simply the hijab
b) (as a replacement for paternalism): a new misogynistic method of parental control, and punishment, used by ISIS against their female captives
girl: I am considering converting to Islam
boy: do you want to look like a ghost with a sperm-box, as in definition a) above, or would you like to suffer under a misogynistic paternal order?
girl : eeuw....I've never seen or heard of such a thing, i mean as a punishment
boy: well that's what you'll suffer if you do convert to Islam, especially if you want to join ISIS
boy: do you want to look like a ghost with a sperm-box, as in definition a) above, or would you like to suffer under a misogynistic paternal order?
girl : eeuw....I've never seen or heard of such a thing, i mean as a punishment
boy: well that's what you'll suffer if you do convert to Islam, especially if you want to join ISIS
by Sexydimma July 30, 2016
Get the a ghost with a sperm-box mug.While the victim is sleeping, preferably face up, the person performing the task begins to masturbate. Just before ejaculation, mount the victim such that the sperm will land on the victim's lips, and punch them dead in the face. Right when they wake up, shoot a load in their face or mouth, jump off and yell, "I GOT YA BITCH!," then run out of the room and get in a car and drive away. Name inspired by the Donkey Punch
B: she tricked me into giving her a backrub with promises of sex, and then said she was too tired and fell asleep.
K: what a bitch.
B: yeah but i got her back, after she fell asleep I gave her a sleeping sperm donkey and ran over her persian cat sam as i drove away.
K: what a bitch.
B: yeah but i got her back, after she fell asleep I gave her a sleeping sperm donkey and ran over her persian cat sam as i drove away.
by sexaddict July 21, 2006
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