leaving a sperm trail

When you fuck girls/guys in different states/area codes, either cumming on their face/ass/in mouth/on leg/any body part; can also be on the floor or in underwear/socks: can be used in both cases

I have been leaving a sperm trail since 2017, when I came on a girls face I left a sperm trail on her face, then fucked another girl from Iowa and {made} a sperm trail.

by Sexual Innuendos July 6, 2018

Sperm Burpin' Gutter Slug

A simple idiotic dumbass; someone who never gets it, whatever it may be; someone who'll continue to argue with you, even when they've been proven wrong

Trust me...you'll know when to use it "Sperm Burpin' Gutter Slug"

by Wrcoach April 11, 2008

you were still sperm

A put-down to be used on people who are clearly too young for the event or thing being talked or boasted about.

"Back then I'd have been a big fan of AC/DC."
"Back then you were still sperm."

by RTM 1963 August 28, 2017

Screamy little sperm spawns

A baby

Joe's screamy little sperm spawns won't stop running around.

by AlTheSeal February 18, 2020

womb to tomb. sperm to worm

ur 4 lifer. u n them from sperm to eatin by works

“it’s you n me. womb to tomb. sperm to worm”

by hautumn April 8, 2023

sperm burping cock pig

2 cent hore that is so slutty that when she burps sperm is ejected from the mouth(usually pig sperm).

My good freind Steve Orr

by Johnny February 13, 2004

Bloody hole filled with sperm

see "Vagina"

Hey Billy, what happened to your mom? Her "cooter" looks like an inside out jelly donut.

by Kevin Logan June 20, 2003