Unwilling Sperm Receiptent 

A Politically-Correct Word for a Rape Victim originally suggested in George Carlin's Doin it again (1990)

" Rape Victim : OMG I been RAPED

Police officer : No, your an unwilling sperm receiptent

Unwilling Sperm Receiptent : Oh? Wtf? "

Unwilling Sperm Receiptent by Vaprous September 3, 2012

Walking Sperm Bank 

A person, usually woman, who is known for having an assload of sex, all the time.

"Chris' sister is a real walking sperm bank. I'm gonna call her and see if I can make a deposit. I wonder if there's a penalty for early withdrawals."

Walking Sperm Bank by Johnny Christmas November 30, 2003

sky-sperm

The trail of ice left behind by a rocket in a clear blue sky.

Ex: Dude! Look at that sky-sperm!
That's a fucking mindfuck!

sky-sperm by cavepig April 18, 2009

lucky sperm club 

a person is a member of this club if they fit the following criteria:

1) they have achieved financial success because of their father's hardwork but think that they are some kind of business genius
2) they have a general arrogance and disdain for others
3) they think they put their pants on both legs at one time
4) they shit ice cream
5) they were born on third base and think they hit a triple
6) they are one of the dicks that show up at bars with their collars popped up
7) when in a fist fight, they often resort to kicking guys in the nuts then driving off in their shiney cars.

The Cooker: "Those kids over there are punks."
Pete Dick: "The ones with the popped collars?"
The Cooker: "Yeah, they are tossing cash around like crazy, and keep running to the bathroom."
Pete Dick: "oh, those pecker heads, no, they are just members of the lucky sperm club."
The Cooker: "humm, interesting..."

lucky sperm club by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

Cum guzzling sperm burber 

Where you guzzle the cum and burb the sperm, or just another word for a slut, cum dumpster, or ho

Friend: "that slut is a cum guzzling sperm burber"
Me: "I know man but damn she's fine"

Cum guzzling sperm burber by Sperm burber September 17, 2018

hung like a sperm whale

To be possessing an incredibly humongous and meaty penis that is also complete with rather large testicles behind it.

If you have ever played the video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and have also have played the part where you(as Tommy Vercetti) get to run a porn film studio, you may also remember this quote from the porn film director(when he talks to the female porn star Candy Suxxx) you were working with:

"Oh COME ON darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pity's sake, how can you not feel the part?!"





Mark H. Contributing to the universal English sexual slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

hung like a sperm whale by Mark H May 4, 2005

Sterling Sperm Bank

Official term for a Hot Tub owned by a Dick from Sterling Illinois

Ritchie is heading to the Sterling Sperm Bank tonight

Sterling Sperm Bank by Mustache Riders October 4, 2019