A poop log that has been launched deep into the pipe, but is so long that the other end sticks out the top of the toilet pool, as if it was breathing. Additionally, it leaves behind no residue for the pooper to wipe.
"Ma'am, I'm going to need to use your poop knife; we've got a breathin' piper no wiper situation in there."
by thelonious3 October 20, 2019
Get the Breathin' Piper No Wiper mug.A mere bully who scares no one. A know nothing moron. One whom has embraced shame and failure. Someone who claims to know about baseball but really doesnt have a clue. A fan of the worst team in baseball, los mets.
waverunner10: jose reyes and david wright are the best players in all baseball.
true baseball fan- reyes is a prima donna and cant stay focused on the game and david wright strikes out more then anyone in baseball.
waverunner10: your a moron, i make more then you and im better then you.
true baseball fan- reyes is a prima donna and cant stay focused on the game and david wright strikes out more then anyone in baseball.
waverunner10: your a moron, i make more then you and im better then you.
by losmets June 2, 2010
Get the waverunner10 mug.A term used to describe a member of the US Air Force.
Probably comes from the Air Force's reputation for being neat and orderly.
Probably comes from the Air Force's reputation for being neat and orderly.
by Athene Airheart May 1, 2004
Get the wing wiper mug.Insane punk band from Portland, OR formed in 1978. This band is one of the earliest American purveyors of punk and its influences are noted in other successful acts such as Nirvana and Scratch Acid.
The Wipers rock! My favorite album is "Is This Real?", you can totally tell the lyrics about being maladjusted are being sung from the pit of Greg Sage's heart.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
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Want to invite Samantha over for dinner? No she's a Winer. What we have won't be good enough for her.
by YungShalom August 26, 2020
Get the Winer mug.Pretty much the coolest place on earth. The beez kneez per say. Home of one stop light that can cause a major backup - sometimes up to five minutes. Also home to 950 residents, or atleast according to the sign that's probably been there since 1950.
Recently got it's first fast-food restaurant, a Burger King, which has really boosted the economy. But be careful, if you're going down I-45 and you blink at the right moment, you might miss it. The town that is.
The local school system is alright. There's four schools - an elementary, intermediate, middle, and high school. Mostly everybody (except buttercup) is cool but if you got a secret, don't expect it to stay that way for long. Everybody knows everything about everyone. Who's doing who, who's a whore, etc.
As far as ethnicity goes, it's mostly white except for that one place right when you come in town - Longstreet. Steer away from that place cuz they rapin' erybody out there. And there's like 5 mexicans.
If you're ever rollin' through the area, definitely check it out. It'll only take a minute. Literally.
Recently got it's first fast-food restaurant, a Burger King, which has really boosted the economy. But be careful, if you're going down I-45 and you blink at the right moment, you might miss it. The town that is.
The local school system is alright. There's four schools - an elementary, intermediate, middle, and high school. Mostly everybody (except buttercup) is cool but if you got a secret, don't expect it to stay that way for long. Everybody knows everything about everyone. Who's doing who, who's a whore, etc.
As far as ethnicity goes, it's mostly white except for that one place right when you come in town - Longstreet. Steer away from that place cuz they rapin' erybody out there. And there's like 5 mexicans.
If you're ever rollin' through the area, definitely check it out. It'll only take a minute. Literally.
by cdawgisawesome2014 January 6, 2011
Get the New Waverly, TX mug.The act of taking a big ol' nasty poo poo all over a girls face, soon after, using your penis to wipe her face clean using a "windshield wiper" motion.
by OMGarealbigname January 17, 2011
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