Sparta

Sparta is a town in North Jersey where kids go to town and pretend to skate but they really suck. I know cuz i live there. We go hang out at Frank's pizza and the newly built Panera Bread. All the emos hang out at Dunkin Donuts, and they go in the bathroom to do drugs. They think they are cool but, they are gay. Our 7th graders are digraces, doing every drug immaginable. We have a lot of snowboarders who go to Mountain Creek, the worst mountain immaginable. Also there are kids who think they are cool in marching band who do drugs before every practice, they are all fags. But Sparta is pretty cool if you come here you may like it, but if not dont make a deffinition unless you really know what it is like.
Yo where you from?
Sparta
Wow you're a fag!
by PEYAH! April 27, 2007
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Wife: Ahhh... The baby is coming, now!! This is madness!!

Husband: Baby? Madness, huh? THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!

*kicks the baby back into the pussy*
by Wordworm79 January 08, 2012
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This Is Sparta!

A meme from the film "300" in which a defiant king kicks a arrogant messenger into a deep well and to his death.

While shouting "This Is Sparta!"

The meaning is that the person to whom the phrase is directed towards simply does not understand whom they're dealing with and the phrase is a signal of defiance for not understanding the rules by which the first party lives by. To be defiant against the assumed authority of another.
New supervisor to experienced worker: Um you can't do that, Mr Gleason, your new manager wants you to put the widget here even and not where it fits best.

Experienced worker: "This Is Sparta! < puts the widget where it belongs > and everything works.

New supervisor: <quiet>
by UltraBueno1 January 13, 2018
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THIS IS SPARTA

Jack:THIS IS SPARTA
Jake:RLLY
Jack:Wat
Jake:That gag is kinda old
Jack:K
by Lolololokshejdhehdh August 01, 2017
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to post 300 comments in a single thread on Facebook.
Comment #10 of 300 - "I feel like we are gonna Sparta this one tonight."

Comment #150 of 300 - "We're halfway to Sparta!"

Comment #300 - "THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!"
by Vaccus Oaticus September 02, 2010
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"...The Mars Volta, who do weird prog-shit and only have fans cos they're too scared to admit that they're listening to them simply to be cool."

You're an idiot.

Sparta are pretty good (Collapse is one of my favourite ever songs) but they fall so short of The Mars Volta's brilliance that is must be embarrasing for them.
"Hey whats that your listening to? Sounds kinda like Blink 182 doing ATD-I covers."
"Yeah, its Sparta. And by the way, The Mars Volta are gay."
"k."
by atthedrive-inforever January 25, 2005
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Sparta is home to some of the most spoiled brats ever. The "poor" people in Sparta aren't even poor. They all get what they want because their parents are loaded and live in huge houses. Most of them take the money their parents give them and go buy alcohol or drugs with it. This town has nothing to do in it other than to drink and do drugs, which is why all the kids are fuck ups. Their high school is piece of shit which is now being remodeled and is the most expensive school remodel in NJ, a whole $71 Million dollars. Next time you go to town look around CVS or Dunkin Donuts and you will see people doing drugs or drinking. Our middle schoolers are a disgrace, pretty much all of them are whores or are whore wannabee’s. However, Sparta is very good at sports and that’s why half the people move here, if your thinking of moving to Sparta don't! It will be a decision you will regret forever.
Person 1: Wanna go and see a movie?
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Sparta Theater.
Person 2: EW no I frekin hate Sparta!Let's go to Rockaway.
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