Top definition
Hick school in Sparta, Wisconsin, also known as Spartard. Common extracurriculars include tobacco chewing, cow tipping, Wal Mart trips, and teenage pregnancy.

The football team is the pre-game show for the band.

"Hey, I gradumacated from Sparta High School!! I'm edumacated now!!"
by GenizGirl September 07, 2008
Get the mug
Get a Sparta High School mug for your Facebook friend Paul.
2
area of land where a bunch of soyboy cucks go to jerk each other in the bathroom. their football show is the warmup for the band to perform because they’re that bad.
“Sparta High School has the super gay
i know dude”
by ThicceyMouse January 06, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Sparta High School mug for your daughter-in-law Beatrix.