shitbird

a rare bread of half bird half shithead.

"Ryan is a shitbird."

by Beanpantsman December 12, 2009

Shitbird

A guy that only hangs out and isn't cool or trustworthy. His most note-worthy characteristic is that he shamelessly tries to hook up with your ex-girlfriends or your friends' ex-girlfriends while still trying to be a part of the group. It is also likely that he is only part of the group because he wants hook up with the exes. A Shitbird is arrogant, stupid, and difficult to shoo off.

#1: "Oh great here comes Herbert."
#2: "Did you see him talking to Janice? He's such a Shitbird."
#1: "Caw...caw...caw"

by The Whale, man. April 19, 2009

shitoir

shitoir: pronuciation after the french sheetwar.

trash, lies, brag, exaggeration, gosdip, scuddlebut

She laid a load of shitoir on me about what she likes in a man.

He gave her a lot of shitoir about his accompoishments.

Don't give me that shitoir. Give it to me straight.

by Lloyd Winburn May 10, 2007

shitbird

Someone who has no use.

Sean McGuire is a shitbird because he's useless.

by Fryingcircus May 18, 2015

ShitBird

a completely useless human being who sandbags and talks faster then he can think. He parks like an idiot everyday and is know as that asshole. clueless about himself and life and "razor"

That ShitBird is here again.

by chug April 23, 2015

Shitminded

The state of being extremely stoned. Equivalent to the term "shitfaced" but when high instead of drunk.

I smoked 4 grams weed alone that day and got completely shitminded.

by TheBEAST205 January 29, 2009

get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook

scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.

If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.

by barber of seville November 27, 2020