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salts my apples 

Another term for "pissed off."
Frequently used on Reddit and in the titles of 'Rip Vine' compilations
Ajit Pai and his net neutrality ass really salts my apples
salts my apples by I hate myself. January 20, 2018

salts good

A variation on the phrase, "It's all good." It is most commonly spoken very fast so the listener can not distinguish "salts good" from "it's all good."
Q: "Is everything alight?"
A: "Yeah, salts good."
salts good by Salts Good July 27, 2016

Salts my pickles 

Something that is good or something you really like or enjoy
That was the best movie I’ve seen in years. It really salts my pickles.
Salts my pickles by SMaK February 19, 2020

bath salts 

A street name for designer drugs which resemble bath salts and can induce violent behavior, visions of paranoia, nudity (using bath salts can raise internal body temperature), and EATING shit (research Matthew Hammond of Georgia).

Yep, that's right, some loser named Matthew Hammond actually ATE his own shit after taking bath salts.

He probably deserved it for taking bath salts.

Do some research on Matthew Hammond of Georgia on bath salts if you think I'm joking. Really, do it.

Don't forget about:

* Carla Murphy of Pennsylvania who allegedly took bath salts after giving birth and later attacked hospital staff.

* Robert William White of California who allegedly took bath salts and assaulted a woman and later claimed he was an alien who talked to Jesus.

* Brandon DeLeon of Miami who allegedly took bath salts and threatened to eat people and tried to bite a cop.

and many, many, more...
Bath salts AKA Aura, Black Rob, Bliss, Blizzard, Bloom, Blue Silk, Cloud 9, Drone, Hurricane Charlie, Ivory Wave, Lovey Dovey, Lunar Wave, Maddie, MCAT, Meow Meow, Monkey Dust, MTV, Ocean Snow, Peeve, Purple Wave, PV, Red Dove, Scarface, Snow Leopard, Stardust, Super Coke, Vanilla Sky, White Lightning, and Zoom.

amphetamine salts 

Used to treat ADHD as well as narcolepsy which is the act of falling asleep while in a relaxed state. Amphetamine Salts come in the form of a capsule or tablet. Usually last 4-6 hours for 25 mg and usually needs to take 2 pills to get the full 12 hours like Adderall 30mg XR does.

The dosages also come in : 5mg, 7.5mg, 10mg, 12,5mg, 15mg, 20mg, 25mg, and 30mg

Side affects in which are common in most stimulants are : nervousness, restlessness, excitability, irritability,agitation, dizziness, headache, fear,anxiety, agitation,tremor, weakness,blurred vision, sleep problems (insomnia), dry mouth or unpleasant taste in the mouth, diarrhea, constipation, stomach pain, nausea, vomiting, fever, hair loss, loss of appetite, weight loss, loss of interest in sex, impotence, difficulty having an orgasm, increase blood pressure,
increased heart rate, and heart palpitations.

High/ Concentration Dosage:

10-15mg is light in the motivation. Not much high
20-40mg is great concentration as well as much euphoric high
60-80mg is "highway speeds", no sleep, high as a kite!
100-120mg is blazing through books, absolutely not sleeping if you take it at night, rocket speeds!
I just popped 200mg of amphetamine salts and I want to fly out of a 20 story window and fly while ready a boring physics book.
amphetamine salts by EazieWeezie February 27, 2018

summer salts

salt on your body from dried sweat or ocean water
it was disgustingly hot out earlier - i'm covered in summer salts.
summer salts by jorpalm October 20, 2013