a creation that should have never been. it is the reason many kids of the 90's lost their souls. now we live in a world that has to many pokemon products. i am the leader of the 'destroy everthing pokemon' organisation.
pokemon is a cartoon that is about a kid named Ash(gay) and his piss-weak pokemon pikachu. they meet a wierd chic that is afraid of bugs misty(also gay) and then they meet a black, blind guy named brock(GAY).
the creator of pokemon, Ching Con or Ching Wing or Ping Pong or some crappy chinese name, is now a rich bastard with out a soul who deserves to DIE!!!!!!!!
any real person that had a soul would never create such a lame idea.
if you have ever bought anything baring the pokemon label YOU DESERVE TO BE SHOT AND THEN DOUSED IN GASOLINE AND LIT ON FIRE!!!!!!!
pokemon is a cartoon that is about a kid named Ash(gay) and his piss-weak pokemon pikachu. they meet a wierd chic that is afraid of bugs misty(also gay) and then they meet a black, blind guy named brock(GAY).
the creator of pokemon, Ching Con or Ching Wing or Ping Pong or some crappy chinese name, is now a rich bastard with out a soul who deserves to DIE!!!!!!!!
any real person that had a soul would never create such a lame idea.
if you have ever bought anything baring the pokemon label YOU DESERVE TO BE SHOT AND THEN DOUSED IN GASOLINE AND LIT ON FIRE!!!!!!!
pokemon is the worst show on television, closly followed by
-1 big brother
-2 ricky lake (and crappy mid-day talk shows)
-3 days of our lives (and crappy soapies like it)
-1 big brother
-2 ricky lake (and crappy mid-day talk shows)
-3 days of our lives (and crappy soapies like it)
by Goth At War July 06, 2006
the reason why there is hunger and starvation in the world and the cause of aids,
used as a weapon by the Japanese to try to control us but instead we absorbed it and became it.
used as a weapon by the Japanese to try to control us but instead we absorbed it and became it.
by carenebeth June 19, 2009
1. An idiotic, yet extreemly addictive game that was a fad for about a year in 2000. (subliminal message: Help me... Pikachu is secrectly trying to take over the world.
2. A gay Japanese guy with no social life outside his nearest Pokemon fan club.
2. A gay Japanese guy with no social life outside his nearest Pokemon fan club.
by Ben Dover April 14, 2004
useless waste of time and money that could be spent on loads of better things (practically everything)
by Anti-Chav June 03, 2005
pokemon(poket mosters) is a code name of a spacial japanese elite unit.
The pokemon unit began as an expirement that sucssesfully craeted a super mouse how was named "pikacho" in 1928. After the sucsses of "pikacho" the japanese began crating legions of monsters.
The pokemon unit is responsible for world war 2, korea, battlefilld eart, the birth of justin bieber, and will be responsible for 2012, justin bieber world take over and alians attacks.
The pokemon unit began as an expirement that sucssesfully craeted a super mouse how was named "pikacho" in 1928. After the sucsses of "pikacho" the japanese began crating legions of monsters.
The pokemon unit is responsible for world war 2, korea, battlefilld eart, the birth of justin bieber, and will be responsible for 2012, justin bieber world take over and alians attacks.
by Dude Slutsky October 24, 2010
ok so pokemon originated in japan, and was brought to the us. the first games, wich featured the first 150 pokemon plus mew,were the best in my opinion. than the anime series came and kinda killed it, becaus the show was honestly 4 little kids. but pokemon is still strong. i can remember, in 3rd grade your coolness was cordinated with what cards you have. and i had tons and i still do. and in middle school everyone predended to hate it cept me i had stickers and drawings all over my stuff.... and it was this big thing when me or my buddies found a girl that still liked it man i remember this one girl, i new her for like 3 years and didnt know she liked it til one day i was in social studies and noticed she was useing cindaqual as a book mark. and dont lie and say u dont like it, cause its monsters u use to beat up other monsters with and get to put in red balls. also dont lie, because i know u got up early just to watch the show. i know i did. by the end of the first week i could recite the whole poke-rap.trivia;the first second gen. pokemon to appear in the series is ho-oh, in the first episode. also, i bet u stay up to midnite just to beat whatever new game u got. i no i do. the market has been killed by spin-offs and fakes, but honestly even i got a copy of the mad issu in wich they decide how to kill pikachu. the card game is great, the video game are great, but the show kinda sucks. i know that imm way to old to play it
person1: hey i get mew at toysrus!
person2:no way how
person1:my mom drove me there
person2:so how many pokemon u got now?
person1:all of them
person2:no way how
person1:my mom drove me there
person2:so how many pokemon u got now?
person1:all of them
by epicalyrandom November 29, 2011
stupid little creature things that have powers and they brainwash poor little inosint kids and they make you waist your money.
kid:(watches pokemon show)oohh pokemon i wanna buy the cards
mom:ok lets go
(kid goes to toy store)
kid:oohh pokemon figures and toys and cards
mom:wow wat a ripp off one figure for $25 bucks
kid: i want it
(five years later)
kid: know i have sooo many pokemon figures and cards i don't know wat to do with them i can't believe i wasted money i was brain washed
mom:ok lets go
(kid goes to toy store)
kid:oohh pokemon figures and toys and cards
mom:wow wat a ripp off one figure for $25 bucks
kid: i want it
(five years later)
kid: know i have sooo many pokemon figures and cards i don't know wat to do with them i can't believe i wasted money i was brain washed
by blabla455 February 18, 2010