The Girthitudinal Scale

The scale that one uses to measure the circumferance of one's penis

Jeremiah ranks a 68,000,000 on The Girthitudinal Scale. His penis has th same circumferance as that of the Tale-Bop Comet.

by Alex January 20, 2004

grishing

when two females start to have intercourse and squish each others boobs and rub them against each other. This is known as grishing

Did you know jessica was a lesbian? Yeah, her and laura were grishing together last night!

by matt seattle June 26, 2008

gritoid

The word used by several branches of public schools to describe an ugly girl in her or her friends' presence as to avoid confrontation
or
to notify someone about something horrible that they do or to tell them how disgustingly harsh they are on the eyes.
For example.....

"jesus she's a proper gritoid!"
or
"your such a fucking gritoid"

by Ed Phil November 10, 2008

Gritiot

A person who smokes a lot of cigarettes (grits) I mixture of grit+Idiot.

Hey Ben we are total gritiots.

by DankDuranGritBennyBong December 6, 2011

Girthing

The act of showing somebody up and/or showing off something that another doesn’t have to make them jealous

Dude we know you got laid last night, stop Girthing

by dinkly deuce May 7, 2018

Grethie

She is sassy, beautiful, shy, smart, lovely, she has beautiful brown hair, everyone loves her, every boy needs a grethie, awesome personality, even Ariana Grande wants to meet her, if you are mean she will turn into a total asshole and beat you up, everyone needs a grethie.

Grethie is wonderful get you a grethie

by Grethie October 2, 2018

guithian

To find that devils dandruff have a sniff and go up to a di

“I’m really drunk at my friends house I might do a guithian”
“Pulling a guithian is going up to the dj at a wedding and requesting Eminem fack”

by Booland March 23, 2019