Definitions by Booland

guithian 

To find that devils dandruff have a sniff and go up to a di

“I’m really drunk at my friends house I might do a guithian”
“Pulling a guithian is going up to the dj at a wedding and requesting Eminem fack”

guithian by Booland March 23, 2019

a willmans dads door 

a willmans dads door is a highly intense and secretive situation

“I went round to Hannah’s last night that was. a Willmans dads door”

a willmans dads door by Booland March 23, 2019

a batty boy 

a batty boy is someone who is a proper reatarded batty boy

“Your a batty boy mate”

a batty boy by Booland March 21, 2019

A Brick ‘n’ half that 

A Brick ‘n’ half Is when you go for a shit an say that’s A Brick ‘n’ half that.

“That was A Brick ‘n’ half that one.

A Brick ‘n’ half that by Booland March 18, 2019

smoke some hay

smoke some hay means to smoke marijuana and get highhhhh as fuck and bang those ice cube quotes

“Smoke some hay”

smoke some hay by Booland March 18, 2019

Get a blower mate 

Get a blower mate is what you say when you see someone cutting their hedge and raking up leaves taking fucking ages, struggling doing it.

“Look at her raking them leaves”
“Get a blower mate”

Get a blower mate by Booland March 17, 2019

A Maggot dick 

A maggot dick is then your penis is so cold and freezing it’s shrivelled up so much you that when you go for a wee it’s a race to Peel it back before it’s to late -this can also hurt with it being so cold.

“I’m bursting for a piss mate”
“ go behind that tree then”
“Oh fuck sake I’ve got A Maggot dick right now quick quick peel it back before I piss everywhere and all over my pants”

A Maggot dick by Booland March 17, 2019