A Maggot dick

A maggot dick is then your penis is so cold and freezing it’s shrivelled up so much you that when you go for a wee it’s a race to Peel it back before it’s to late -this can also hurt with it being so cold.

“I’m bursting for a piss mate”
“ go behind that tree then”
“Oh fuck sake I’ve got A Maggot dick right now quick quick peel it back before I piss everywhere and all over my pants”

by Booland March 17, 2019

a willmans dads door

a willmans dads door is a highly intense and secretive situation

“I went round to Hannah’s last night that was. a Willmans dads door”

by Booland March 24, 2019

Mccamurderer

Mccamurderer is someone who accidentally killers Madeline MCann and is not admitting to it.

“Did you kill maddie”
“No”
“You Mccamurderer”

by Booland March 18, 2019

guithian

To find that devils dandruff have a sniff and go up to a di

“I’m really drunk at my friends house I might do a guithian”
“Pulling a guithian is going up to the dj at a wedding and requesting Eminem fack”

by Booland March 24, 2019

Get a blower mate

Get a blower mate is what you say when you see someone cutting their hedge and raking up leaves taking fucking ages, struggling doing it.

“Look at her raking them leaves”
“Get a blower mate”

by Booland March 17, 2019

a batty boy

a batty boy is someone who is a proper reatarded batty boy

“Your a batty boy mate”

by Booland March 22, 2019

A Brick ‘n’ half that

A Brick ‘n’ half Is when you go for a shit an say that’s A Brick ‘n’ half that.

“That was A Brick ‘n’ half that one.

by Booland March 18, 2019