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facecooked

someone who really sucks on the internet even though they might be cool in person, ranging from terrible status updates to creepy comments on girls photos you have never even met before, girls that write idiotic things more often then not or if someone just posts something that no one cares about what so ever...if you know somebody that matches this description then there facecooked.
FaceCooked: example 1 "im so friggen stressed out all i wanna do is get hammered and meet that special someone i feel like that day will never happen....why me? :"

example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ; (remarks towards an attractive female)

Example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;*
by brett nichols October 24, 2011
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fagcatra

an awesome tiktoker who i mutualed during pride month this year
omg fagcatra just uploaded a tiktok!
by renfoxx July 3, 2021
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Mate, did you look on facebook last night? Jane was being a total facecunt to Aida.
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Faec

Another way to spell face, as in a typo. Faec as opposed to Face.
Your faec is fucked.
by TX2^2 November 10, 2010
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Fage

A fage is a word you can use to replace any word you want just to sound cool. It also makes the situation more awkward but totally worth it. It is derived from the ancient nerd rap battle between mike glambin and raindrop. word is mostly offensive but it is a true honor to be called a Fage
mike glambin: you think you can rap, but you choke. your a fricking joke. you’re gay and u can’t get a girl anyway............ i’m done.

raindrop: YO, you’re gay. you suck; fages. yeah. all night. that your face all wells up and..... it..... it fades away..... YO
by raindropdestroyer July 28, 2019
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facecunt

shut your facecunt
don't talk with your facecunt full
i'm facecunt smacked
by Earni July 20, 2008
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facecool

facecool is what happens when you try to type out Facebook in a text message with T9 predictive-fucking-text on.
DAVID: Whoah, Rebecca, Victoria's on to us, somebody just text me saying that Victoria's figured out how to use a computer and has just spotted our facecool page.

REBECCA: What the fuck is facecool?

DAVID: I don't know, it's in this text. Can we go to Disney Land Rebecca, you promised.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 5, 2009
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