facecool

facecool is what happens when you try to type out Facebook in a text message with T9 predictive-fucking-text on.

DAVID: Whoah, Rebecca, Victoria's on to us, somebody just text me saying that Victoria's figured out how to use a computer and has just spotted our facecool page.

REBECCA: What the fuck is facecool?

DAVID: I don't know, it's in this text. Can we go to Disney Land Rebecca, you promised.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 5, 2009

facecool

A Facebook-savvy person. Usually socially competent and apt in posting funny photos and witty statuses while maintaining proper Facebook etiquette with other facecool members such as not commenting below your mom did about what you did last night at that party.

Basically, the cool kids of facebook. But less middle school is involved.

Matt: Did you see nick's link on facebook last night? It was epic!
Zack: Yeah man! He's so facecool.

by facecool101 January 7, 2011

facecooked

someone who really sucks on the internet even though they might be cool in person, ranging from terrible status updates to creepy comments on girls photos they have never even met before, girls that write idiotic things more often then not or if someone just posts something that no one cares about what so ever...if you know somebody that matches this description then there facecooked.

FaceCooked: example 1 "im so friggen stressed out all i wanna do is get hammered and meet that special someone i feel like that day will never happen....why me? :"

example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ; (remarks towards an attractive female)

Example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;*

by brett nichols October 24, 2011

facecooked

someone who really sucks on the internet even though they might be cool in person, ranging from terrible status updates to creepy comments on girls photos you have never even met before, girls that write idiotic things more often then not or if someone just posts something that no one cares about what so ever...if you know somebody that matches this description then there facecooked.

FaceCooked: example 1 "im so friggen stressed out all i wanna do is get hammered and meet that special someone i feel like that day will never happen....why me? :"

example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ; (remarks towards an attractive female)

Example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;*

by brett nichols October 24, 2011

facebool

To walk and "facebook" (update one's status, for example) at the same time. esp. when the walker is facebooking about walking and facebooking at the same time.

I can walk and facebool at the same time!

by TTAB October 1, 2010

facecolletor

someone who adds everybody he/she has ever seen! For no other reason than the friends stats. Even though they don't know their "friends" in real life, just to think of themselves as being popular. Harmless and yet annoying.

oh, this guy just added me on facebook, and I don't even know him, he must be a freakin' facecolletor

by mr. facecollector March 16, 2009

facecook

Verb: The act of facebooking while cooking.

If I want to know what John's doing while I'm making dinner, I just facecook--check Facebook while I cook.

by allijo December 16, 2008