Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

The ultimate Mary Sue character, created by Tara Gilesbie in the fanic My Immortal. Supposedly vampire and a wizard and a "goff", Ebony embarks on many an adventure with her boyfriend Draco and her friends Harry (called Vampire), Ron (called Diabolo), Willow, Voldemort (called Satan), and Hermione (called B'loody Mary Smith). Ebony apparently spells her name several different ways, including Enoby, Ibony, Egogy, Inoby, and Tara.

My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was cuz he is a f**king hottie!)

by Little Bella October 17, 2008

Demelloed

{v} One who did something completely stupid and dumb. A dumb action. To act in a way that makes one appear simple. To use absolutely no common sense. To ask a question which has clearly been previously answered.

Person A: I zipped up my pants and caught my ball sac in the zipper.
Person B: Dude, you just Demelloed!

Guy 1: So I learned how to do burnouts last week! Its so cool!
Guy 2: Nice man! I bet you get the pussy with that!
Guy 1: Yea dude, it's sweet....but I can't figure out why my car is starting to break.
Guy 3 (to Guy 4): Dude, he just demelloed!

by one88888 September 29, 2008

Demena

The romantic and/or friendship pairing of Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato, often confused by annoying twitter users with Delena. See also: Lovez

Random person: Did u c Demi & Selena's reunion picxx!? DELENA 4EV!

Me: It's Demena. With an M. When will you guys ever learn, seriously?

by Lolokayyouthinkthat May 2, 2011

The long neverending demented cartoon movie that lasts almost like, half a fucking HOUR, damn you! I hate myself, go to hell. 400000004!

I don't know, I'm just really, really drunk.

You looked this up?

by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 May 19, 2004

Penile Dementia

The phenomenon whereby your penis will urinate anywhere but where you're aiming.

Possible causes are sex, sitting uncomfortably, and having a foreskin.

Jerry: Dave, why is the ceiling wet?!
Dave: Sorry, I had penile dementia.

by Locus0mega March 29, 2011

Demeatify

To completely remove the flesh from something.

"I so totally had to demeatify that chicken wing last night. Only the bone was left!"

by 0mikey0 June 9, 2009

Dementor

A girl who gives really good head, but her very annoying personality slowly sucks away your soul.

Bro 1: Bro, Jasmine gives crazy head. Matty is so lucky.
Bro 2: No way bro, she's a dementor,

Bro 1: What does that mean?
Bro 2: It means she's fucking crazy.
Bro 1: Oh, that would it explain why Matty never wants to hang with us anymore.

by Titus Blowhard September 2, 2010