6 definitions by Locus0mega

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The phenomenon whereby your penis will urinate anywhere but where you're aiming.

Possible causes are sex, sitting uncomfortably, and having a foreskin.
Jerry: Dave, why is the ceiling wet?!
Dave: Sorry, I had penile dementia.
by Locus0mega March 05, 2011
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The Hole-in-the-Wall Gang is a joking reference to any bum that hangs around a cash machine, ATM, or 'hole-in-the-wall'.

The name comes from the infamous Hole-in-the-Wall Gang that operated out of Johnson County, Wyoming during the late 19th century.

Why these beggars ask for spare change by a machine that'll only provide notes of £10 or more, is generally not understood.
Steve: I'm gonna get some money from Royal Bank.
Dave: Uh-oh, there's one of the Hole-in-the-Wall Gang...
by Locus0mega August 03, 2011
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The manly problem whereby sitting while wearing constrictive pants may cause your scrotal sac to become uncomfortably pinched between your thigh & underwear. Especially on warm days.
"Have a seat, Dave!"
"Thanks! You know, I... *sits* Ooh! - Sacktrap!"
by Locus0mega June 20, 2013
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The action of going back to the bathroom for a razor, even though you just shaved. Because you missed a bit.
Dammit, I gotta go re-shave. I missed this one hair on my Adam's apple...
by Locus0mega March 11, 2011
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A guy who will go to the ends of degradation to fuck more chicks than his friends, usually while drunk, i.e. nailing a big white fat-lass, munter, or land-monster, with absolutely no visible signs of remorse for at least three months.

This is only as offensive as his friend's find it, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
Dude, you believe ****** tagged that land-monster from the club?

Dude is a AHAB-POONER!!

Not cool. lol
by Locus0mega October 25, 2010
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A person who added you on a social networking site i.e. Facebook, who you have had no prior or subsequent contact with. They are, in effect, just a face clogging up your friend list.
Can you believe some Facefriend added me just because we have the same name?
by Locus0mega August 08, 2010
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