boofy blitzed

Is a state of intoxication. Usually leads to naked, unprotected, sexual acts.If you find yourself in this state of mind, refrain from talking to women named Lisa:)

Ryan: Wow Lisa, im really boofy blited.
Lisa: Well im boofy blitzed too, wanna bang?

by RYEMAN June 11, 2006

Wolf Blitzer

A Gay Sex act that involves circle jerking off to an older bearded liberal man whispering fake news then everyone cumming on his beard.

Tonight we are inviting over my professor to give us a "Wolf Blitzer"

by mrbrout June 15, 2017

blitzed

Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency

God DAMN Dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila... that's one blitzed motherfucker

by mei0023 April 6, 2005

Bejeweled Blitz

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

by Uncle Des July 12, 2009

Blitzchat

When you want to have a quick word with someone via an online messaging system.

Hey dude, are you up for a Blitzchat?

by Sijo101 January 7, 2009

Blitzed

To be highly intoxicated, under the influence of alcohol or illegal substances.

Chris- did you see Craig's fb picture
Gille- yeah man he was blitzed out of his fucking mind.

by CofC 123 September 4, 2011

blitzkreig

German for "lightning war", tactic used by the Nazis to conquer Europe from 1936 to 1940.

Lots of planes, lots of tanks, lots of troops. Ah, the blitzkreig.

by Shawn E. June 24, 2003