Thanos

He,is Grimus all grown up as a chef with an

golden oven-mitt to use the power of

sour patch kids to make everything 50% off.

p.s. he changed his name to Thanos because no-one would take him seriously with that smile and body shape

by Oven-pillow May 02, 2019

Thanos

The only MARVEL supervillain who could murder a large number of superheroes, and still make audiences burst into tears about meeting his own end

Dude! You can stop crying over Thanos dying, the movie ended two hours ago!

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Thanos

Let me show you how to scratch it.

Pt-ha-"Tugh"-ha

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1. Either way destiny still arrives. Thanos beatbox.
1. Yes this was for a meme, I needed a light note from the ThatVeganTeacher definition (shameless plug lol).

by APersonThatLikesChomperFromPvZ March 15, 2021

Thanos

Antagonist in Avengers Infinity War/Endgame. Some say he's Ivan Moody's twin. Couldn't seem to defeat Spoderman.
Ends up losing the war.
Seems to make promises he can't keep.
Bad Liar
May he rest in peace

I don’t remember asking you about your imperfections. You might win one battle but know this, I’ll win the war, says Thanos who is sadly mistaken.
"I am inevitable" Says Thanos, but once again is sadly mistaken.

by sOrrYjK May 01, 2019

Thanos

To cut in half or otherwise halve, as Thanos did to the human race in Infinity War.

I usually eat pizza way too fast, so I thanosed my appetite by eating some cereal beforehand, as to spare the rest of my family.

by -Noyz0Kitty- the Adventurer October 13, 2018

Thanos

A term for describing mass genocide. (Typically of main/"good" characters). Based on the Thanos snap from the marvel movie and comic series.

"(Everyone dies) THIS DUDE JUST PULLED A THANOS"

by gettrolledm8 November 08, 2018

Thanos

A Purple Dude that wants to destroy Half of the Universe for some reason.

Hitler: We need to kill all of the Jews
Homie: Just like how Thanos wants to kill half the Universe?
Hitler: Wait, what?

by The Slavic Squater November 13, 2018