short survey

What UrbanDictionary keeps on asking me to do!

Ok i give up, i will click your link!

by Arran August 3, 2003

american community survey

Intrusive 24-page survey that Americans will be required by the Census Bureau to fill out every year. It asks questions such as how many bathrooms you have in your house and how many miles you travel to work.

It's mandatory and you can be fined $100 per question for not answering.

When I received my American Community Survey, I crumpled it up and threw it away.

by shadowhawk September 27, 2004

spurgeon

A beer guzzlin, bacon frying, big dick swingin bad ass motherfucker. Someone you really want to have on your side when shit hits the fan. Someone you'd let nail your old lady just for the story. A man that makes Chuck Norris tremble just hearing his name. Someone that seeps testosterone out of every pore of his body. Spurgeon, the man of all men.

Look at that Spurgeon go! -Chuck Norris

by Hoss420 November 12, 2013

Slurve

Pitch in baseball that is a combination of a slider and a curveball.

Man, Kevin's slurve is the best pitch i've ever seen.

by Kevy the Bevy May 30, 2003

scurvey

A Web survey designed to illicit responses from users, with the promise of negligible financial returns.

I spent two years doing scurveys, and all I got was fifty pounds!

by Alcibiadies September 12, 2006

Spurge

A slang name for someone with ass burgers

Yoo see that tez guy he’s a right spurge

by Lokiify June 27, 2018

survey

What a bunch of shit-eating teenagers post in their equally annoying MySpace blogs and LiveJournal entries. No one ever reads them because no one cares what toothpaste their friends use, but they love filling them out themselves because they think they're hot shit.

"Dude check out that 1000-question survey on my LiveJournal!"

"No thanks, I think I'll study for that big History test instead. Get a life."

by Morbidia June 4, 2005