intrusive

Something that forcibly imposes itself on you at a time when you don't want it.
Example: Facebook Messenger's extremely annoying popup notification that superimposes itself over everything else you are doing on your smart phone and has to be uninstalled in order to stop it.

I installed Facebook Messenger on my smart phone because I was forced into it with Zuckerberg's monopoly on social media and all, but I decided I would rather swallow glass than have to endure the annoying app -- and uninstalled it within 12 hours because it was so damn intrusive.

intrusive by CrazyIvoryPounder August 13, 2014

Intrusive thoughts

Terrible thoughts that are repetitive and could come into your mind at any time without a warning. Also referred to as “Devil's Whispers”. A common symptom of OCD, but not always is. It easily convinces everyone around you that you’re going insane.

Someone 1: *Gets a panic attack*
Someone 2: “U good?”
Someone 1: “Nope. I had that same stupid intrusive thought for the 100th time today”
Someone 2: “Just be positive and your intrusive thoughts will go away”

As you can see, “Someone 2” has no idea what an intrusive thought is, and thinks it’s controllable.

Intrusive thoughts by ComeToBrazil85 September 6, 2022

intrusive thoughts

An asshole who lives in your brain telling you to do good things

Intrusive thoughts be like:
Bad thought: have you ever imagined killing your brother.......
Me: da fuck you talking about I dont have a brother...

intrusive thoughts by FlamgooopscoopdoopE October 30, 2019

Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash 

An unwanted, intrusive thought that makes your head (involuntarily) flip back.

“Dude are you ok? You just twitched.”
“Yeah, sorry. I just thought of something awful. Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash, that’s all.”

Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash by m1rlax0 February 2, 2022

intrusive thots 

hoes that break into your house and demand to suck peepee

I wanted to get some rest last night, but then i was attacked by intrusive thots in my sleep.

intrusive thots by Intrusive Mishka October 28, 2021

intrusive ads

Used when referring to ads on a website or app that are so intrusive, for example, if they cover a large portion of the page or if they're full screen. Or if there are so many on the page. The only way to get rid of them is to install AdBlock.

Kyle: I'm not using EasyBib anymore, they have intrusive ads and they force you to click on them.
Chris: Yeah, and in order to disable them, you have to subscribe to EasyBib Pro for $10 a month.

intrusive ads by The Real Driller July 7, 2020

Intrusive Therapy 

An absolutely epic name for a band, and also an alternate ship name for Remus Sanders x Emile Picani.

Person #1: Bro are you going to that Intrusive Therapy concert?
Person #2: Of course man, they’re awesome.

Intrusive Therapy by B0WT13S July 22, 2020