Shmegg

Shmegg. Noun. An e-cigarette or vape. Usually used by midwestern rednecks. Other spellings include "shmege" and "shmeg".

Hey brother, can I hit your shmegg?

by Gob69 August 13, 2018

shmeges

a word created by an amazing person shmegey caroline used to replace any special word of choice 😼😼

“oh my shmeges.” “that’s a lot of shmeges.” “such a cute shmeges.”

by shmegeyweeshmonkey December 25, 2020

Shmegington

Schmidt from New Girl yells "oh snap, shmegington" in response to Winston.

A word that means everything, and nothing.

Believe in the shmegington.

Oh snap, shmegington

by Shmegington 2024 May 7, 2022

Big Shmigga

A shmigga who is a big boi who loves his homies (no homo OFC)

DAMN thats a big shmigga

by Yeetmaster99 September 5, 2019

shmegma

A incorrect spelling of smegma. However a somewhat common error.

I gave my cousin a smegma version of a dirty sanchez while he was sleeping last night because he set me up with a swamp donkey that kicked me in the nuts when I gave her a jersey turnpike

by Blunt0r April 15, 2004

shmeg

can be used to describe something when you can't think of another word. it can be but is not limited to substituting the word cum.

YOU"RE A SHMEG.
Go shmeg urself
I think i misplaced my shmeg

by PHREAKKKKKK September 28, 2005

Shmegularr

God’s Noble Disciples. Led by High Priestess Jude 🙏🏼

“bro are you a Glinker??”
“nah fuck Glinkers imma Shmegularr

by GarbleFunk May 9, 2022