shitlong

equal in length as shitload is to volume

I've had this phone for a shitlong time.
That's a shitlong rope.

by jemery February 4, 2008

shitless layabout

A lazy person who spends an overwhelming majority of his/her time being unproductive.

I can't believe that Jim skipped another interview to play video games. What a shitless layabout.

by Harmon Smoothberger March 21, 2016

Shitlocker

Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.

Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"

by geek_nerd_69 October 27, 2020

shitlickmcfucker

When parents bring their kid to McDonald's and their kid shits all over the playground.

Kid: *shits*
Mom: "you stupid shitlickmcfucker"

by gidddy January 30, 2021

Shirlyn

A beautiful, quiet young lady. Very popular at school, and on the internet. (Social networking site like : Facebook, twitter, tumblr, etc etc) She's nice, and very wise. Very athletic. She's a funny person, and she's just so natural at everything. Everybody loves Shirlyn.

Me: Hey, did you see that girl walking by? She's such a Shirlyn
You: Yeah, I know, Everyone loves her, cause shes such a Shirlyn. :D

by ShirlynLover0212 October 15, 2012

shitload of fuck

(n)

1.) A whole bunch of nonsense, fallacy, and plain old bullshit.

2.) Something so ridiculous, meaningless, nonsensical and/or out of context that you cannot comprehend the reason why it was made or put there.

3.) Something that just really really sucks.

1. *talking to boss* - "Those rumors you hear about me slacking off are just a shitload of fuck, I do more work than half the people here."

2. In Far Cry, some of the things you have to do to beat the levels are just a shitload of fuck.

3. *on the way to a concert, the car stalls out* - "Well this is just a shitload of fuck."

by Fan of Gwar October 1, 2006

shitlocker

Sexual term with reference to the anus.

She let me stick it in her shitlocker.

by Hato Hammer April 30, 2006