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no wiper 

A poop that comes out so clean that when you wipe,you find out that it was completley unnessasary to wipe at all.
I have to take a poop but im in a rush, i hope its a no wiper.
no wiper by OCnoSee April 27, 2009
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No way Jose 

Constance: He asked me out
Isabel: What did you say?
Constance: No way Jose!
No way Jose by $hane Mcmahon February 8, 2014

all talk no walk 

When someone promises to do something, but doesn't actually do it, usually because they actually can't
"Mark says he's going to get into the more hard stuff, but he's just all talk no walk"

No Worries

The most common phrase in the Australian vocabulary. May be used adequately in situations ranging from benign endings to conversations to matters of earth shattering importance.
1. "See ya later mate" - "No worries"
2. "Bob, your girlfreind is about to have the baby of a mutated albino dwarf conceived in Antartica while identifying the mating habits of plankton of varying sizes" ..... "No worries"
3. "Dave just cut his thumb off using the oxy" - "No worries - is he still coming up the pub later?"
No Worries by Genghis March 9, 2005
Word of the Day on September 29, 2024

Ain't No Wifey 

1. To be single and not want a relationship
2. To "go with the flow" in a relationship, not wanting anything serious
John: "I wanted to ask Kate to marry me but I know she won't say yes."
Terry: "Why not?"
John: "Because she ain't no wifey."

Selena: "You shouldn't be hanging out with Eric if you're with Sean."
Miley: "Who cares? I ain't no wifey."
Ain't No Wifey by aintn0w1fey August 30, 2013

full sail no wind 

Maritime term used when the libido is willing, but your johnson goes limp due to recent or multiple orgasms, anxiety, guilt, etc.
Man! I finally got Cindy to go home with me and I got so nervous and worked up that I couldn't get it up!

Really? Was there something wrong with her? Were you tired or too drunk?

No! She was perfect! I was ready to go! I was full sail no wind. You think I still got a shot?

No. Unlike you, that ship has sailed.