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Judge Judy

QUIET! I AM HAVING MY PERIOD oh wait I stopped having those twenty years ago
by KingTT May 29, 2003
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Jede mene

Eat me in Serbian.
Possibly the most raddest insult ever that no one will ever understand.
Americunt: You suck
Eurotrash: Jede mene!
Americunt: Insulting people in Serb, insults Serbs.

Eurotrash: No. I just insulted you, so suck my dick.
by eurotrashxoxo February 25, 2011
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Judge Dregs

When, during a party, one collects all unfinished alcoholic beverages (the dregs) and downs them all in one fell swoop, such as through a beer bong.
"No wounded soldiers! Time for Judge Dregs."
by Gorgalore August 25, 2011
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jergens

Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.
"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."
by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007
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Judge Mathis

The best judge ever featured on TV.

People will bring up their cases to his studio court in NBC Tower, Chicago. Watch out for his bullshit detector, it is second to none.

Much better than other reality TV judges.
My neighbor just let his dogs shitting on my lawn. I'm gonna bring his ass up to Judge Mathis court.
by chrno July 28, 2010
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Jedediah

a biblical name intended to be the original name of King David's son, Solomon. Jedediah is a wonderful figure who lives life by his own code of giving everything that he can while expecting nothing in return from the world. He embodied generosity as he invests himself to those around him with open ears, kind words, meals, finances, and his time--all of which are precious commodities to all of us. Generosity is how Jedediah shows love and it is felt by those in his life. Though he struggles with having his voice echoed back to him, his voice is powerful thing by which he expressed himself and impacts people in a positive way. Its tone is calming, its content full of life, and his laugh has the capacity to shift the energy of a room--like a whistling kettle on an otherwise quiet night. Connecting with others in genuine ways is Jedediah's passion in life. Very much the protagonist of this story, Jedediah's passion led to an exciting life in which he navigated its many tensions with courage and optimism--staying true to himself and seeing challenges as opportunities to learn and grow from experience.
Jedediah exudes big pp energy.
by monganomousotter October 27, 2020
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can't judge a book by its cover

can't judge a book by its cover since we all deserve a chance to know each other without judging based on appearance.
by ksjdopaijwsdpoqwjfoidhsfpio February 16, 2015
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