Jedge

An international music sensation, most popular in North Korea, where there is a massive fan base holding tribute band contests and look-alike events.
We love you Mr Jedge. We love you long time Mr Jedge.
by JimBall January 26, 2011
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Jerkface Jedge

utterly useless lecturer at Derby and Nottingham University who won't teach anyone anything and just expects you to know it

aka Francis Jedge, Francis Jedige, Francis Jegede (he can't spell his own name)
Jerkface Jedge is a total wanker
by Andy April 18, 2004
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Jedging

A looksmaxxing technique wherein the user breaks, fractures, or severely damages their pelvic bones and structures (often with a hammer) and/or severely damages the skin and surrounding tissue of their genitals, in an attempt to regrow the bones, skin, and structures in a more attractive manner.

Jedger - One who Jedges
Jedge Sesh - A blood pact of sorts with your mates to collectively jedge, suffering the consequences or reaping the rewards of Jedging.
"Oh my gosh brad... I can tell you've been jedging yourself... it certainly paid off!"

"Bros, wanna have a jedge sesh tonight at my place? Been feeling pretty insecure lately and I wanna up my crotch game to the next level."
by EdgeDotJpeg January 27, 2024
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Jedging

Jedging is the act of jelquing whilst edging by tearing sideways as you avoid ejaculating.
Dude, last night was crazy, i was jedging till i grew 8 centimetres in circumference!
by EdgeLordsigma July 09, 2024
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jedges

I"ve appointed over 300 federal jedges. Chyna!
by NellyF Baby September 30, 2020
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