alice heather

she is the most supportive, loving, funny, caring, and thoughtful girl you will ever meet. her paragraphs will always make you smile and her presence is enough to brighten your day. you are lucky to even speak to her or see her smile. she will always be there for you, she truly is amazing in every way. she is everything you could ever want and need. alice is the kind of girl who can make you laugh until your stomach hurt and the kind of girl who will be there to make you smile when you cry. she is the best <3

she’s so amazing, that could only be alice heather

by eurbestie November 9, 2020

trout mouth heathen

A rude, obnoxious, overboverbearing, disrespectful, arrogant, scandalous, shady, rank, person who will do and say anything to attract any attention to satisfy the need to be seen. Just stankness!! Perferrablity juvenile but can filter into the 20's and a few heathens who make it to old age.

Last time I checked, it did not say Facebook was a dating site, 900 talk dirty, or Hustler, Penthouse or anything in that category. DO NOT get up here knowing me all of 5 minutes and ask for a pic or send me your Vienna Sausage. Damn trout mouth heathen!!! If your 17 Ima send it to your Mom, if your 20 to 39 your wife or girlfriend will get it, if your older your Mom will get it cause yiu know we know you still live there!! That's so DISGUSTING & DISRESPECTFUL!!!! By the power invested in me I pronounce you blocked, deleted, and reported. :)

by Flossie Mae's Mommy February 23, 2017

Health Nazi

A person who contantly provides their opinions on dieting, exercise, and weight loss in an arrogant and pushy manner. They constantly criticize and suppress' others opinions, no matter how factual they may be.

"That stupid Health Nazi lectured me for an hour on why the Atkins diet doesn't work after I told her I've been on it"

by James1234 September 16, 2005

Heather

Heather is beautiful, honest, down to earth and straight-up unbelievable. She likes keeping to herself and usually doesn’t let people into her life, her private life is known only by a lucky few. And if you’re lucky enough to get to know heather, you’re in for a treat. Her eyes are like the Caribbean, she’s a woman you can’t get out of your mind once you’ve met her and you can’t live without once you know her. Once you’ve kissed her you’re hooked. She has many boys wanting her but she’ll only go for someone who is a challenge to her. She’s not a whore but definitely not innocent, she will blow you mind in bed and really knows how to seduce a guy and turn them on to the point where it’s almost painful. She doesn’t fall in love easily but when she does she falls hard and deep and she’ll stay by you forever, but if you break her heart she may not be very forgiving. She's much underappreciated until you realize what she actually does for everyone. She loves books, classical music, she’s a good cook and a wonderful mother. Defiantly someone to hold on to.

i can't stop thinking about Heather...

by ladyyy May 30, 2014

Heathers

A mean girls movie but with death. Lots of death

Jean; Heathers is my favorite movie

by FrozenKate14 April 21, 2017

Heathers

Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch

Omg the Heathers are with vErOnIcA.

by busterisheresis November 12, 2019

heathus christ

After legendary actor Heath Ledger died, he came to be Heathus Christ. His followers attend the Church of Heathus Christ Ledger-Day Saints.

'Our Lord and Savior Heathus Christ came to be one day on ONTD. His disciples come from all walks of life for Heathus Christ shows all the light.'

"Heathus Christ! Don't do that again, you scared me!"
"My Dear Lord Heathus Christ, please save me from this life."

by A fellow Heath-en August 22, 2008