Glossed

Used to indicate a bad situation you've found yourself in

Mark forgot his wife's birthday. He's glossed!

by SigmaMogger October 10, 2024

glasseration

The insertion of a glass rod in a urethra and then breaking the rod, lacerating your urethra

My friend had his ex give him glasseration. He will never forget her.

by anonymous January 23, 2025

glossed

1. make excuses for.
2. use ingratiating or fawning language.
3. make a comment or comments.

1. "the attitude of Mathews is quite glossed over"
2. "While the salesman was clearly trying to sell us a faulty product, he attempted to cover up its faults and instead attempted to convince us of its many benefits."
3. "The politician was a master at concealing his true motives by sweetening his plan with careless and evasive phrases."

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

Mike Glasser

FUCK YEAH

FUCK YEAH! MIKE GLASSER!

by Ratrag999 May 27, 2010

lip-glossed

When you cum on a girl's face and spread the cum across her lips... to moisturize them.

"I came on her face, then lip-glossed her."

by cocK Eating Is Very Nice July 20, 2012

zak Gloster

men named zak gloster usually have penisies with a length of aroung 10 inches

Wow Zak Gloster has a long penis

by Jake Pauls mum October 31, 2019

Get glossed

Similar to getting cooked

i.e. “ah man I forgot my homework I’m so glossed” OR “bro this guy sucks at this game fr get glossed”

by Amongbutts October 10, 2024