penisies

A penis that has a disease that can be spread through sex.

“I got a hoe recently, but I never told her that I have a penisies and now she sick.”

penisies by Titstotots March 13, 2018

Penises

Are fun to play with.

"I like to play with penises."

Penises by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003

Penisism 

1. rule or domination by a the person with the largest penis.

2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest penis.

3. a way of determining order by the size of the penis of the participants.

Allan: So, who gets to go first ?
Bob: Definitely me, by right of penisism.
Allan: Huh ?
Bob: My penis is way bigger than yours Allan.
Allan: ...

Penisism by Ragnarok7000 October 29, 2009

Penisish 

Undesirable or unwanted.

Everyone found Jim very penisish and no one was upset to hear about his untimely suicide.

Penisish by Squidward110 February 13, 2013

gayer than a bag of penises 

Uber-gay. So gay your testosterone level drops just looking at it. Note that this phrase can be used to describe anything, either human or object, that is very gay-looking.

Person 1: So, what do you think of my new shirt?
Person 2: Nice colours. It's gayer than a bag of penises, dude.

Person A: Have you met the new guy? What's he like.
Person B: Pretty fruity, mate. He's gayer than a bag of penises.

gayer than a bag of penises by Big Bad Mark February 3, 2006

smoking penises 

what I do on the weekends

Guy 1: I'm tripping off of LSD
Guy 2: That's gay man, I'm tripping off of smoking penises

Guy 1: Yo that's sick dude. lemme try that.

smoking penises by Young Thug July 13, 2015

At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself 

"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(Introspective)

"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)

-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."

Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.

A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)

B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")

C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")

At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself by Eric Vilenica, Cody Hausner, Mike Pope January 11, 2009