dickstracted

The inability to concentrate or focus due to being in the proximity of good dick.

Amy was completely dickstracted from her homework while Jason was in the shower.

by Bobhope808 December 13, 2020

Dickstracted

When the male genitalia and the sex connected is so good everything happening in life is forgotten.

e.g. : ,, Damn Jasmin, I been si dickstracted that I forgot to pick up my kids!"

by #1#1 January 22, 2021

Dickstilts

A sturdy piece of wood used to keep a penis erect. Before medications such as Cialis and Viagra people used Dickstilts.

Hey man wanna come over later and pound my ass? Only if you remember your Dickstilts last time you couldn't stay hard.

by Dick Liquor September 25, 2021

Dickstinger

A common strategy in the southeastern United States, where a native wasp is captured and released inside somebody's dwelling at a predetermined time to force them awake.

Most commonly a paper wasp or mud dauber, but occasionally a much more aggressive yellowjacket. The wasp will harass any sleeping guests ultimately preventing returning to sleep.

"Roy thinks he's going to sleep off that hangover, but I've got a dickstinger in a mason jar with his name on it."

"If they don't get up before 10AM, I'm releasing a few dickstingers in their room."

by Fascinus December 8, 2022

Anti distinctly minty monetarism

Prince George's unsuccessful attempt to say "antidisestablishmentarianism" in the TV series "Blackadder the Third".

Anti distinctly minty monetarism is not the longest word in the English language

by Tunntsd March 9, 2019

distinctively heated argument

A valid synonym for "masturbation", usually used to bypass moderative systems.

It can also be used as a replacement for *fap*.

Yeah, so I had a distinctively heated argument last night. The opponent was very competitive, and we debated for a good hour or so, but I eventually won the argument by bringing up respectable views and opinions on the matter at hand.

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"Oh, man, that's some good porn. *has a distinctively heated argument with one's self*"

by wasp2020 May 26, 2005

Dickstracted

When a female loses her train of thought upon remembering the finest dick she ever saw.

Susan drifted off while talking to her friend, dickstracted by the memory of her encounter the night before.

by SneakyChiefy April 23, 2018