cocktastrophe

So many men with penises, not including Wendy Williams, in the same room that their is about to be a catastrophe. Cocktastrophes have lead to some of the worst fights and wars in the history of the world. Including Kim and Nene fighting on real houswives of Atlanta.

There are so many men in that room that there is about to be a cocktastrophe. This is the same as a Vagaster buy with cocks.

by asperger's September 5, 2012

cocktasterrific

A typical cock-filled, fantastic, and terrific weekend for a sorority slut

"OMG, that was a fantastic and terrific weekend girl!"
"More like cocktasterrific for me, I could barely walk to Chemistry lab this morning."
"Awwww, invite me next time!"

by Boomkin March 5, 2014

Cocktastic

When something is so amazing you get an instant erection.

Oh man that new Fantastic Four movie is cocktastic!

by Fukkherrightinthepussy October 6, 2015

cocktact lense

Drizzling your man gravy into someone's eye.

She wouldn't stop staring at me, so I helped put in her cocktact lense.

by RustyPWhole April 27, 2017

Cockmart

The biggiest cocks of everything retail aka Walmart. Always low prices at Cockmart you’ll sure leave with a frown.

Hairy was being a huge dick today must be the fact he pissed is life away at Cockmart.

by Cockmart December 11, 2017

cocktarianpuss

A micromanaging boss who is a cock and thinks he is running shit but is really a puss.

That cocktarianpuss returned my report for corrections again. I can’t stand his fucking know it all ass.

by Tool man December 16, 2017

Cocktater

When your cock smells like taters.

Guy 1:oh shit bruh I gotta hella stanky cocktater
Guy2: lemme get a sniff
God in heaven: tf y’all niggas doin?!

by J4X0 November 13, 2020