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Corrections occifer 

A very vulgar way to describe someone who always corrects anothers mistakes about anything in general
You're a total corrections occifer, stop correcting every mistake I make about astronomy yah fucking Jerk!
Corrections occifer by cklawn September 15, 2016

No Corrections Day 

November 12, 4:10 a.m. - November 13, 4:10 a.m.

On this day shall no corrections of faulty English formation/structure/spelling be made, as agreed by participating delegates.
No Corrections Day
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Person 1: brush your teeth as if there's no tomorrow.

Person 2: =S I will do that indeed.
No Corrections Day by Thr33mo November 14, 2010

VCO Vocabulary Corrections Officer 

A person who feels the need to correct every wrong word you say including pronunciation
my wife could get a job as a VCO Vocabulary Corrections Officer

Asterisk (Corrections)

An asterisk is used (*) in terms of correction of when a word is misspelled or mistaken for another. It is placed at the end of the correct word to replace a clearly definable mistake in a sentence.
guy 1: do you're cat even sleep?
guy 2: your*

box: have you ever heard of personifacation?

table: personification*

Asterisk (Corrections)

Department of Corrections 

A bullshit ass corrupted department that dont know shit about the laws. They are the stupidest people on the earth.
The department of corrections is bullshit.
The Department of Corrections is corrupted.

*X and X* typo corrections

X is the word/words that is correct, (*) is pointing to the direction the typo was written/made.
*X and X* typo corrections are often used it chats or places were grammar corrections are limited:

Are you coming to the café?

Ues
Yes*?

Yes it was!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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