condition brown

Usually an emergency situation,when a sewer line breaks or when a portable toilet is overturned in a highily visible area and the insueing mess is totally discusting. When spotted people will usually run away.
Could also be a code brown.

A gust of wind blew down the porta-pottie and now we have a condition brown.

by teh744 May 25, 2008

Brown Penguin

The act of a stripper taking a dump on the stage or runway.

DJ: And now bring your attention to beautiful Lexus who will be performing the infamous Brown Penguin...
Guy #1: Oh my god, that stripper just squatted out a deuce the size of a Pringles can on the stage!
Guy #2: Yup, she just pulled the old Brown Penguin... Seeing that was definitely worth a dollar...

by Lickolottapuss July 23, 2014

Brown dabber

When u have to poop so bad that a little comes out on your underwear

I tried to hold my poop but a brown dabber happened

by Jonniecam August 4, 2016

brownbacking

(1) Fucking yourself with your own legislation.

(2) pulling out my poopy dick from banging my secret boyfriend as a straight married Christian governor of Kansas and slapping said poopy dick all over my boyfriends back because I'm too mad to admit im gay.

Sentence: "hey Rick Santorum," tony giggled mischievously, "wanna get into some brownbacking tonight after your wife and kids fall asleep?"

Sentence (1): I, Kansas governor Brownback, want to ban gay marriage unconstitutionally inviolation of federal law and instead follow the law of the bible, but dagdanbit, I done gone brownbacking myself by passing Amendment 1 "Sharia law" banning our state from following foreign law.

Sentence (2): "hey Rick Santorum," tony giggled mischievously, "wanna get into some brownbacking tonight after your wife and kids fall asleep?"

by Chumbux February 11, 2015

Browannabe

Browannabe: Defined simply as the anti-poon. A browannabe does not reel in broads as a true bro does. Browannabes can often be found pretending to give true bros nut shots, the drunk guy that "had like 50 beers bro" when in actuality there are only 3 empties chilling in the sink, this entire definition can be summed up as a complete chode.

That browannabe hasn't seen a pair of tits since Moby Dick was a minnow!

by LAXBRO69 July 21, 2010

Brown Moment

When someone sharts in excitement while eating tacos.

Brooke:"Dude, you look uncomfortable.."

A.J. : "I had a brown moment.."

by Rae$ February 16, 2017

BROWN BUDDY

Brown buddy - a shit stained hand usually involved in a handshake. EX: Ron shook Ed's hand after a long stretch in prison, unfortunately Ron didn't know Ed didn't properly wash his hands after a bowel movement and ended up with a slightly brown hand, now that's a brown buddy."

Unfortunately after that turd, I'll be giving "brown buddys" to all my pledge buddys.

by Fasteddie666 October 4, 2019